lactic squeeze

the act of inserting a gogurt tube into someone's ass, then with one swift move, squeezing the milky contents into the person's asshole.

Welcome to the kink-through, may I take your order?

Yes I'd like one chili dog, and the missus will take a lactic squeeze.

Fine choice. that'll be 10 bucks. pants down, pull around.

by Courtney R. Klein November 9, 2006

squeeze my lemon

Old blues singer code for male masturbation.

"Squeeze my lemon 'till the juice runs down my leg!"

-Robert Johnson

by Smurfman256 October 4, 2017

Sneeze & Squeeze

When a fart sneaks out as you lose control of your body while sneezing.

I appologize for farting, but it was a sneeze & squeeze.

by ~~>KD<~~ September 12, 2005

Pash and squeeze

While kissing a woman, the male surrepticiously reaches over and squeezes the woman's breast; thus he has 'pashed' and 'squeezed.'

Hey Tom, did you pash 'n' squeeze her?

by liguid December 27, 2004

Squeebles

(n). -The measurement of a portion, of that which can not be of use; unless collected.

"-Hey bro! Is there any drugs left?
-Sorry bro, I only have squeebles left."

by Fitzhendrix January 28, 2017

Squeelosh

1. What comes out of a pregnant baboon's vagina after you hang her upside-down from a tree and beat it with a baseball bat.

2. An extremely gay and flamboyant individual. One might say that no one would respect a Squeelosh.

1. After a long journey, the adventurers were starving. They would eat anything, including Squeelosh.

2. Squeelosh ruined the field trip for everyone; I hope the teacher doesn't let him come next time.

by CALFeb HiJinx May 7, 2009

Squeeze my cat

Verb. 1. A code girl's use for masturbating, most often with the aid of a vibrator; 2. Something ladies need to do when they require severe stress relief. Often means the two definitions simultaneously.

Vet school is killing me! I squeeze my cat every night.

by arb05002 October 16, 2011