sploit

The first shot of cum when a man busts a nut.

It went sploit right in her eye.

by Freebird September 16, 2003

splode

The act of shooting sperm

I cant hold it in im bout to splode...
Im gonna splode on yo face.

by paluka January 21, 2006

Splodge

Splodge - AKA ScumBrad
WARNING - IF YOU KNOW A SPLODGE, KYS

Khatz - i have no shield and 1 hp
Muirec - i think Brad has meds
Khatz looks at Brad... Brad goes from 75 hp and no shield too 200 hp
khatz - He Done a SCUMBRAD again

if youre a scumbrad kys
if you know a scumbrad kys

SPLODGE IS ANOTHER WORD FOR SCUMBAG

by Muirecmemelord March 20, 2018

sploink

1.the act of penatrating anothers punani with ones discostick

2. half physicic half rock pokemon on pokemon ruby saphire and emareld

3. careless fratinization

didnt u hear i want to sploink you

by haskinzzz59 July 7, 2009

Sploodge Bath

A phrase used in pornographic images for a female jumping into the males cum.

"hey bitch, suck my dick"

" Omg, im swimming in a Sploodge bath"

" yeeah! drink in my sploodge bath whoe"

by Mammajam October 11, 2009

sploitz

Cooler than cool. Hotter than hot. Neater than neat. Tittier than tit. Sploitz is the cream of the crop, the best of the best, the ultimate form.

Looks at amazingly cool cup at banquet table. "Man, that cup is sploitz!"

by MrWhistler July 4, 2005

Splid

A splid is a spoon created from the aluminium foil of a yoghurt pot.

It is delicately folded to create a rough triangle spoon-like device, useful for consuming yoghurt if no traditional spoon is available.

I'm just gunna make a splid because I don't have a spoon with me!

by ace5p1d0r August 14, 2010