Definitions by Mammajam

Phlangesjizz

When a person has peeling skin on there hands that makes it look like they have dried sperm on there fingers/hands
Phalanges referring to the bones in the hands-Jizz meaning cum

Reece-Hey, i really like your nails Cory
Cory-Oh i love yours to
Reece- But you have really skanky hands
Cory-I yep i forgot to moisturise
Reece-No, its like you have Phlangesjizz all on your hands, its gross.

Phlangesjizz by Mammajam February 1, 2010

Mammajam 

A musical pattern that has the power to blow peoples minds, it usually is only used in Heavy Metal rock songs.

"Come on ED !..Lets bust a massive monster mammajam!"

Mammajam by Mammajam October 11, 2009

Sploodge Bath 

A phrase used in pornographic images for a female jumping into the males cum.

"hey bitch, suck my dick"

" Omg, im swimming in a Sploodge bath"

" yeeah! drink in my sploodge bath whoe"

Sploodge Bath by Mammajam October 11, 2009