stoner spare

The soft ring around a person's waist that comes from smoking pot and getting the munchies regularly.
Mathematically:
(Bonghit + 4 bags of chips, bowl of ice cream, 3 cookies, slice of cake) x daily = belly hangs over pants

"Hey, I'm getting a stoner spare, these pants stayed buttoned last week... Pass the french fries!"

by Gogarty May 6, 2006

spare tire

The "ring" of fat wrapping around the mid-section, caused by lack of self-respect and being abused as a child. -used to roll oneself down hills when tired.

Hey you there, I just got a flat, can I borrow that spare tire on your waist?

by chud master October 4, 2008

Spare Tire

A woman that you use when your old one is getting repaired or you are waiting for a new one.

Him: so i thought you and christyna were together
Me: nah man she was a spare tire.

by togbp May 24, 2011

spare tit

it means someone who hangs with a group and never does anything, they just hang around like a spare tit.

what r u doing here u spare tit

by eoin September 2, 2003

sPLURed

A cross between scene kid, nerd and PLUR. Life consists crazy colors, scenester hair, Halo and Xbox.

Wow, that kid is so sPLURed.

by Cookie monster! March 9, 2008

splaire

Verb: an action in which you split and share something, usually food, but the splitting and sharing is reflective of a deeper bond.

Ashley: Hey, do you want to splaire a bagel with me.

Eric: Awww, I would love to.

by JohnHinkleH February 27, 2010

splart

A squirty, squishy, or sticky fart.

I think I splarted

by bubblekittykat March 22, 2019