Midget Spinner

Ok, so a Midget Spinner is no different than any Fidget Spinner; except the fact that instead of the Y-shaped device attached to it, now it's a Midget. And it spins around at an insane speed, rendering all the achievements which human have accomplished to this day as less important than it.

Nah.. Midget Spinner is a midget spinning around at an astounding speed that breaks the sound barrier.

A: Look at what I've got!
B: Wut m8?
A: A Fidget Spinner! It's so awesome! asrd641265w4165!%$!^$@(
B: I'd Midget Spinner yo ass!

Midget Spinner by doomscyte July 24, 2017

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Midget Spinner

Mostly a short girl/stripper on a dancing pole.

"Wanna watch a midget spinner show?"

Midget Spinner by beyondyourmemes July 28, 2017

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Fidget Spinner

Object that rotates at high speed to distract autistic edgy retards from their real life problems. Mainly used at schools because it is a popular trend that should have died in a fire. Faggots that use fidget spinners actually cry themselves to sleep.

"Yo did you see Evan and his Fidget Spinner?"

"Yeah man I did, what a faggot."

Fidget Spinner by Spinnerkid May 18, 2017