noun.
Female with a strong type A personality with a skewed sense of civic responsibility coupled with a need to enforce political correctness on to others. Usually a hypocrite.
The term soccermom was not originally disparaging. It was used to refer to a Mom who takes her children as well as other children to their little league soccer game.
Soccermoms promote the following philosophies:
- winning is not important
- soccer is good because it is non violent
- no child should feel bad if they did not play well
- trophies awarded to every child
- removal of keeping score from the game
These philosophies are enforced in the brain of the soccermom to compensate for the fact that their kid does not play the game well.
Soccermom's are usually hypocrites as evidenced below:
- are vegetarians but cooks exotic dinners for the family that require eggs, fish and poultry
- believes in equality for all (but has no problem calling the driver ahead of her a 'chink' for cutting her off)
- supports PETA (enough said)
- supports Green Peace (but drives an SUV)
- a strong supporter of recycling only when convenient (if her blue box is full, the cans go in the garbage)
The worst soccermoms are the ones that have a bumper sticker on their SUV that reads: "IM A SOCCERMOM!"
Totally opposite of a Hockeymom
Soccermoms are the prime reason of cultural erosion in North America.
Female with a strong type A personality with a skewed sense of civic responsibility coupled with a need to enforce political correctness on to others. Usually a hypocrite.
The term soccermom was not originally disparaging. It was used to refer to a Mom who takes her children as well as other children to their little league soccer game.
Soccermoms promote the following philosophies:
- winning is not important
- soccer is good because it is non violent
- no child should feel bad if they did not play well
- trophies awarded to every child
- removal of keeping score from the game
These philosophies are enforced in the brain of the soccermom to compensate for the fact that their kid does not play the game well.
Soccermom's are usually hypocrites as evidenced below:
- are vegetarians but cooks exotic dinners for the family that require eggs, fish and poultry
- believes in equality for all (but has no problem calling the driver ahead of her a 'chink' for cutting her off)
- supports PETA (enough said)
- supports Green Peace (but drives an SUV)
- a strong supporter of recycling only when convenient (if her blue box is full, the cans go in the garbage)
The worst soccermoms are the ones that have a bumper sticker on their SUV that reads: "IM A SOCCERMOM!"
Totally opposite of a Hockeymom
Soccermoms are the prime reason of cultural erosion in North America.
Billy: Hey can your Mom give me a ride to practice?
Johnny: Sure, I'll ask, she's taking 7 other kids too
Billy: Cool, she's a Soccermom, huh? Hey, does she still make you those rye and buckwheat sandwiches?
Johnny: ya, but I just throw them out
Billy: Yeah I would too. I got a steak in my lunch today.
Johnny: damn! That's cause your mom is a Hockey mom!
Billy: Yeah, my mom sets shit straight, unlike your Soccer mom!
Johnny (sobbing): yeeah..
Johnny: Sure, I'll ask, she's taking 7 other kids too
Billy: Cool, she's a Soccermom, huh? Hey, does she still make you those rye and buckwheat sandwiches?
Johnny: ya, but I just throw them out
Billy: Yeah I would too. I got a steak in my lunch today.
Johnny: damn! That's cause your mom is a Hockey mom!
Billy: Yeah, my mom sets shit straight, unlike your Soccer mom!
Johnny (sobbing): yeeah..
by billyVandory February 19, 2010
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A mother who is obsessed with her son's life, penis, activities, friends, school and teachers, and makes her son play soccer. If the soccermom doesn't have a son, she will instead obsess about her multiple identical daughters.
Most soccermoms now drive SUVs but until 2001, most drove Volvos. (See also: bimbo-box).
You can easily spot a soccermom on the roadways as they have a bumper sticker that reads "MONTGOMERY SOCCER" or one that reads "My Child Is An Honor Student At xxxx Middle School."
They usually live in Montgomery County - Potomac, Rockville, and sometimes
in Takoma Park. Some live in Fairfax County, Northern Virginia.
Most are MILFs or yummy mummys and are married to rich guys. Those that are fugly are married to rich guys who have unusual tastes.
Most soccermoms now drive SUVs but until 2001, most drove Volvos. (See also: bimbo-box).
You can easily spot a soccermom on the roadways as they have a bumper sticker that reads "MONTGOMERY SOCCER" or one that reads "My Child Is An Honor Student At xxxx Middle School."
They usually live in Montgomery County - Potomac, Rockville, and sometimes
in Takoma Park. Some live in Fairfax County, Northern Virginia.
Most are MILFs or yummy mummys and are married to rich guys. Those that are fugly are married to rich guys who have unusual tastes.
by bokonononon September 22, 2005
Get the soccermom mug.An old British nickname for Football,NOT an American one.It comes from the phrase Association Football.It was shortened to Assoc.,and then finally "Soccer".(like how the nickname for Rugby Football is "Rugger".)The word is used in:Australia,United States,Canada,New Zealand,and South Africa.
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Get the soccer mug.An extremely offensive term for a female yuppie. She drives a mini-van or an SUV with a cell phone in one hand and a Starbucks in the other while watching a DVD player and turning around to talk to her kids in the back. She has an income large enough to vote for Hillary Clinton or some other liberal swine without worrying about having to pay the taxes, because she can shelter the money. She names her daughters Madison or Taylor or Spencer or Cassidy.
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Get the soccer mom mug.The world's best sport. To the american football fans that bash it saying it involves no skill, try the following:
1. Put a ball in the upper corner with 5 men blocking your way
2. Drible 3 players without getting the ball stolen
3. Keep the ball in the air for 10 minutes straight without using your hands.
When you can acheive it, then tell me soccer needs no skill. About you saying it's a "pussy" sport, there are soccer players that play with broken hands and/or fingers (because it is FOOTball), you can badly damage your knee, legs, ankles, etc because you only use shin protection.
1. Put a ball in the upper corner with 5 men blocking your way
2. Drible 3 players without getting the ball stolen
3. Keep the ball in the air for 10 minutes straight without using your hands.
When you can acheive it, then tell me soccer needs no skill. About you saying it's a "pussy" sport, there are soccer players that play with broken hands and/or fingers (because it is FOOTball), you can badly damage your knee, legs, ankles, etc because you only use shin protection.
Soccer pwns american football
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