mud socket

the mud socket is a bitches crust ass mold hole that she uses to stink up the hole room. when startled she will open her ripply pink ass hole and let out the wofting dead goat smell that she obtained from shoving a goats head up there. This smell from her mud socket scares any ugly males that try to get into her spacious cooch cavity. On special occasions she can excrete the goats tongue and bitch slap any ugly fucks. Watch out cause muddy sockets mean slappy tongues
guy1; Yo... I just got slapped by that whores mud socket

guy2; Well your an ugly fuck let me try bitch!

guy2 again; WEEEELLLL FUCK I GOT TONGUED TOOO
by goochy goochy February 19, 2019
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Salty Socket

Remember when Johnny died from the salty socket?
by Boredom Central December 16, 2024
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rusty socket

Simple a vagina that has not seen active service in a long time
Rumour has it that she has a rusty socket
by Manuals and Spaniels August 27, 2017
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Socket Bar

A universal term for something that can severely fuck you up or kill you.
Don’t fuck with me, i’ve got the socket bar.
by bredward May 19, 2019
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Gelatinous Fuck Socket

(Listening to Trump Speak) “Wow, he really is a Gelatinous Fuck Socket.”
by EnigmaAK907 May 25, 2023
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Socket sex

The act of having sex with a person eye socket after their eyeball is removed
You dude did you see Ben having socket sex with Cole???
by john cenathon November 02, 2018
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socket seeker

Travelers hovering around power outlets waiting (for an open outlet) to charge their device.
This airport is full of socket seekers. I can't find an outlet anywhere.
by Caffeinated Bacon December 08, 2016
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