Chocolate socket

A girl who fucks black guys

Girl: I love tall dark and handsome
Guys: we know chocolate socket

by Assault machine January 26, 2017

Socket fetish

When you get sexual attracted to electical sockets.

Oh yeah! I can feel my Socket fetish right now.

I just need to fuck the nearest socket

by Bokorm February 16, 2021

polly-socket

A female that is a gold-digger and only wants you for sex, but won't admit it. Unless you got lots of money, then she'll want you for money. Not both. She'll allways cheat anyways. Plastic is fantastic in bed, but has no brain, nor feelings. Also a rubbish wife and a rubbish friend. A doll that is always playing games. A tripple take: Polly-pocket is a plastic doll, hense has no feelings, only play. Polly-socket the same but one that always available for sex. Polly is also someone who is fucking Ian ever since "Ethel fell out". From the Polly-Ethel-Ian recycling joke - there comes the rubbish.. From "When Ethel fell out" comes in a cheat.. and we know here Ethel is being used by her husband for money and gaslit. Why won't he pay his own 50 dollars for a helicopter ride otherwise. Ian and Polly think they surrounded by fools and noone can guess their game. but Ethel already changed her will and been taking parashute lessons.

-Did you hear Stuart's wife kicked him out and he is sleeping in the car now.

-Oh not a first one. Probably got himself another Polly-Socket at work.

- Yes a girl he works with.. wait, he has done this before?!
-Never stopped. And always blames her for it. Bet you a tenner she'll take him back again. And he will even make HER to compromise. That tool

by Pollydickson April 2, 2021

Socket rocket

Finger blasting with a electric cord

John: I socket rocketed myself last time

Tom: your gay

by Cumcoconigger May 1, 2021

cocket socket

A: The act of stick the penis into a socket; commonly an outlet in a wall.

Said as if it were a criminal charge; used with words like 'Committed' etc.

B: a form of torture similar to Definition A. Primary pronounced in German 'Schwanzes Steckdose' (not exact translation)

A: The man committed Cocket Socket and was rushed to the ER in a state of shock.

B: After killing the king's son, the man was arrested and sentenced to solitary confinement and Schwanzes steckdose for life.

by Dr. DaddyChadensky January 29, 2023

The European plug socket

Simultaneously wetting two fingers and jabbing them in both the anus and the vagina at the same time.

Oi John guess what i did last night?
What did you do dave?
I gave this bird the european plug socket and she punched me!

by Mbiggs19 February 14, 2023

spock-socket

A less affectionate referral to the anus as a sexual orifice.

"There was a bit of confusion about why the genitalia was pixelated in the image, while we were treated to a perfect view of their puckered, flakey spock-socket.

by Toungeston October 17, 2023