Sneaky Uncle 

1.Parents brother who, having paedophaelic (and sometimes homosexual) tendancies, often crept into your room late at night while drunk to 'play' with you under the covers. Can be characterised by using phrases such as "This can be our little secret," or "don't tell Mummy and Daddy." 2.Paedophile or rock spider. 3.Sexually devious or sick induvidual.

1.I have a sneaky uncle. 2.There was a sneaky uncle creeping around our schoolyard.

Sneaky Uncle by John Barry January 8, 2005

sneaky sammy 

The act of jacking off next to some one other than a mate. Ex: your mom, your sister, your friends, your teachers etc. You can be sneaky under covers, under desks, etc. This term originated from a young middle school boy who got sneaky with it under a blanket on one side of the couch while his mother was on the other end of the couch. She had no clue at all.

I got sneaky sammy with it in class yesterday when my teacher bent over and i saw her cleavage.

sneaky sammy by crazy 10 lunch March 31, 2011

sneaky hot 

Hot, but not totally smoking hot. Girls who are sneaky hot are not usually in the conversation of being among the hottest of their group, but when mentioned or seen you remember that they are rather attractive. They are generally better looking in person than on TV or in pictures.

Bill Simmons, aka "The Sports Guy," has created the "Sneaky Hot Hall of Fame" for actresses who look better in person than on TV. Its members include Lauren Graham, Laura Linney, Anne Hathaway, Diane Sawyer, Jamie-Lynn Sigler, and Lori Loughlin.

sneaky hot by Devveyovich June 23, 2008

sneaky jellyfish 

The sneaky jellyfish is performed in a hot tub with other people in it. You discretely rub one out and let it float around. Sooner or later the cum will stick on someones chest.

Girl: "Ahh this hot tub is so relaxing"
Guy: "Yeah it is,but what is that on your chest"
Girl: "Ewww I dont know its really sticky..."
Guy: "Hahaha looks to be none other but the sneaky jellyfish!!!"

sneaky jellyfish by Jeremy.S.6969 April 10, 2008

sneaky fast 

A term used to describe a fast, Caucasian football player.

Brent Musburger: Jeff Maehl, everyone, everyone, who plays him says he is sneaky fast.

sneaky fast by GardenState January 12, 2011

sneaky pirate 

A sneaky Pirate is when a man is taking a girl from behind then spits on her back making her turn around. then he will poke her in the eye with his penis.

My eye hurts from the sneaky Pirate john gave me last night

sneaky pirate by s13dws December 9, 2006

sneaky knob 

The act of one committing oral sex stealthily without knowledge or consent of the target. Usually committed by a homosexual male.

"SNEAKY KNOB if I get it in my mouth I get to finish!"
"damn, Ive been sneaky knobbed, get off asshole"

sneaky knob by Darkbob November 5, 2006