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250

In Mandarin it refers to extremely dumb person. Used similar to “retard” or “dumbass”

John is such a 250, and he doesn’t know it, at least I think he doesn’t.

by gardenstate June 7, 2005

Ass Clown

A word popularized from one of the greatest movies ever office space. A term that means some makes a complete fool of themselves.

Samir: No one in this country can ever pronounce my name right. It's not that hard: Samir Na-gheen-an-a-jar. Nagheenanajar.
Michael Bolton: Yeah, well at least your name isn't Michael Bolton.
Samir: You know there's nothing wrong with that name.
Michael Bolton: There was nothing wrong with it... until I was about 12 years old and that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys.
Samir: Hmm... well why don't you just go by Mike instead of Michael?
Michael Bolton: No way. Why should I change? He's the one who sucks.

by GardenState July 15, 2008

from autumn to ashes

A hardcore/emo band that has a wonderful CD "too bad you're beautiful." It is too bad that they have a drummer that sings like a bitch and ruins the songs and the whole 2nd album entitled "The Fiction we Live." Also a band that could be simply amazing if they cut out the drummers vocal chords.

From Autumn to Ashes rocks 90% of the time when the singer shuts his trap and drums.

by GardenState June 12, 2005

NASCAR

A "sport" revolved around building cars and going in circles, ovals, whatever. The thing that makes NASCAR such a nonsport is that you use a fucking CAR. There is no specific talent that is required in NASCAR, you are depending on a CAR and you get mechanics to do that for you. So really all you are doing is driving for 6 hours. Woop dee doo, I've driven a car longer. Stop being a wuss.

If NASCAR is a sport then walking is a sport as long as it is in competition. After all you are exerting energy, using technique, and working out to keep in shape. So if you think walking is a sport. Then sure, NASCAR is a sport too.

"Damn, I missed lap 156-167, did I miss anything important?" "No, they are still doing the same thing that they were doing on lap 1-156."

by GardenState July 2, 2005

sneaky fast

A term used to describe a fast, Caucasian football player.

Brent Musburger: Jeff Maehl, everyone, everyone, who plays him says he is sneaky fast.

by GardenState January 12, 2011