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Smoto-Fart

(noun) A particularly potent bodily emission, notable for its lingering quality and its ability to strike down the largest of vicious beasts.

Origin: A local New Zealand TV presenter Spoonerised 'Photo-Smart', live on the air. They got the giggles, and got me thinking...
St George The Flatulent's best weapon against the mighty dragon was his indescribably foul Smoto-Fart.
by kiwikeys August 18, 2010
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Team Smotherage

phenomena in TV news when a station has multiple reporters all assigned to the same story and promotes it as "team coverage" when the story really isn't significant enough to merit that much coverage.
"...we have live team coverage of Paris Hilton's wild night on the town..." (team smotherage)

"Gas prices continue to climb...so how are drivers coping? We have live team coverage...reporter Joe Fancy is at a Chevron station, Linda Pretty is right across the street from Joe at an Exxon station with motorists there, and Amanda Perky is across town at another service station. We'll start with Joe..." (team smotherage)

Tease: "Rain in the forecast...we'll have live team coverage of this approaching summer storm."
by TallBoyLA August 17, 2006
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smother

what leah does to ross with her boobs.
"i'll smother you with your boobs again if you don't get off the phone ross", said leah.
by giudizio August 20, 2003
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OPEN-FACED COCK SAMMICH SMOTHERED IN UNDERWEAR

a perennial favorite amongst all "peter-puffers" and "pickle sniffers." When they're in the mood for Asian cuisine, they opt for the ultra-chunky "Chinese Gay Soup."
Stephan and David ordered the lunch special at the "Buttlover's Bistro" --
the plat du jour was the Open-Faced Cock Sammich Smothered in Underwear." After lunch, they returned to their suite, as Stephan had a hankering for roughage and tossed David's salad.
by weave October 28, 2003
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smothers brothers

When a guy teabags another guy while the other guy is picking the newest scabs off his taint
Michael was giving Brian a mean Smothers Brothers when Phil's mom walked in for her daily steamer.
by Beard of Death September 11, 2005
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smoting

what God does when you judge people.

future tense of smote
i'll ask God to forgive you instead of smoting you.
by zak attack pack November 6, 2010
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smote

"And then Trogdor smote the Kerrek, and all was laid to Burnination."
by The__Cheat February 21, 2003
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