Definitions by giudizio

cum

a substance that tastes like stewed penguins and comes out of a guys dick. Don't eat it. It a) tastes like stewed penguins and b) it's like eating shit. STICK WITH THE BLOW JOB ONLY!!!!

she only eats the cum of dead men. we love you nicki baby

cum by giudizio January 31, 2007

smother 

what leah does to ross with her boobs.

"i'll smother you with your boobs again if you don't get off the phone ross", said leah.

smother by giudizio August 20, 2003

mouth 

A body part that isn't realli thought to be 'sexual' but realli is. I mean, what part of the body a) Does the licking, sucking and blowing. Not to mention the biting. Basically the mouth is another sex organ.

Get your mouth off my dick! STOP BITING ME BITCH!!!!

mouth by giudizio August 1, 2003

boob 

A) A nickname for a good friend of ours, who's name we won't tell because it might be embarassing +HI BOBO!!!!+
B) A thing on a woman's body (unbelievably there are actually 2 of them in most cases)that hurts like shit when it is kicked, punched, poked, pulled, or bitten.

A) HI BOOB!!! How's it going?

B) DAMN!!! Don't bite my boob again, it hurts like shit!!!!!

boob by giudizio August 1, 2003