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Smot Poker

Slang for pot smoker, usually used by stoners when stoned to hide the fact that they've been 'poking smot'. Often used on facebook status updates by stoners who don't want others to know they're smot pokers.
Stoner - 'Hey, Cindy, are you a smot poker?'

Cindy - 'What?'

Stoner - 'Guess not'
Smot Poker by Cayk November 30, 2010
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snowpoker 

Popular Canadian poker game played outside in the freezing cold weather and the last remaining player takes whatever is left of the pot.
Me and the boys are partaking in a game of snowpoker tonite honey...don't wait up.
snowpoker by the_trapper August 15, 2006

shitpoker 

1. Someone who is the penetrator during anal sex (especially gay anal sex). Refers to the fact that the penis pokes the feces inside the rectum of their partner.
"Oh man, Elton John is the biggest shitpoker over".
shitpoker by bad daddy April 13, 2005

smot poker

A pot smoker, all so meaning pot head or stoner.
For example lets go smot some poke you smot poker you.
smot poker by EZ fucking E April 17, 2009

smot poker

some who smokes pot. used when you do not like the idea of people smoking pot.
Oh look at them, they're a smot poker, thats not cool.
smot poker by larry boy May 7, 2004

smot poker

"Nicole, I don't think you should date that guy. He looks like a smot poker."
smot poker by young tongue December 8, 2004