spangler

A bitch ass faggot

That kid is such a spangler

by zac.gar January 30, 2015

cock spangler

an individual who frequently masturbates.

ever since joe couldnt find any little kids to fuck up the ass, hes become a real cock spangler.

by phjls83 July 31, 2003

Star Spangled Banner

The national anthem of Christina Agulera, which she cannot sing. Why? She forgot a whole line at THE SUPER BOWL! LOLOL.

I don't know what was worse: Forgetting your own country's national anthem, or Justin Bieber running into a revolving door.

See Star Spangled Banner fail for more

by Bieber Blows March 14, 2011

Scar Spangled Banner

Anthem for a wounded nation.

Imagining the empty stadium, the canceled opening game, he heard the Scar Spangled Banner, sung in a silent voice.

by Monkey's Dad March 25, 2020

Stangle

A good case of STFU.

1: "You need a stangle."
2: "You mean a strangle*?"
1: "No, stangle."
2: "What's that even mean?"
1: "It means to STFU."

by Leoster November 16, 2010

Spangle

To be delighted that justice has finally been done. Against unsuperable odds, the underdog triumphs against the machine. He is SPANGLED!

I am spangled that I have overcome the tyrany of the Wart.

by Peter Ashley October 26, 2006

bot spangler

A gentleman's gentleman *ahem*

OMG he's a bot spangler

by NastyPolarBear April 25, 2003