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scooping the beans

Well obviously if you found this, you know what "beans" are- but just for for your pleasure i'll tell you bout that too- beans yeah in the taco!
-so scooping the beans is to finger a taco (pussy), but the important part about "scooping the beans" is the fact that you can only use your pinkies b/c otherwise you may get a little too much bean in the taco and it'll get a little "cheesy"
Last time Matt was scooping the beans he forgot to add the secret sauce!!
by My Little Beaner March 19, 2004
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smoopin

tryin to have sex with girls when your drunk/blacked out that you wouldnt bang sober.
That girls about a 3 on a ten scale. Im gonna smoopin all over her.
by Szumski March 9, 2010
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Stooping

When someone beats you in 8ball they are “stooping”
Your so fucking stooping.
by Yeahiliketoast January 14, 2019
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The Sloping Companion

A defunct Wordpress blog from an arrested criminal that was a class of 1994, at Glenbard East who ran into classmate who eventually wrote the true crime yarn, The Cabbie Homicide -- as this one is a chronicled big name fan of the jam band Phish. Noted everyone else knows they are less than talented as they replaced The Grateful Dead in the 1990s. Their fanbase are known as phans as they also follow the act infamous for dumping 800 pounds of turdage on unsuspecting tourists. The light blue blog has appeal in underground heavy metal communities as being the counterpart to Fox News Channel and CBS News -- the candid life blogger with real reporting.

Known as a guilty by association in the Something Awful plagiarism incident that the goon got caught doing as the subject of "Pastor's Spouse" was also freight-trained for also covering up for it.
The light blue blog in 2014 had an investigative report of a classmate blogger behind the wordpress presence of The Sloping Companion as he later found that some were bitching about his fraud practices around the same time this came up. The wife at the time came and revealed that he knocked her up when she was just eighteen as he was a borderline pedophile -- he tried to sue the author of An Eye In Shadows for ten large, as this one threatened to cannibalize him like a Portillo's Hot Dog, in another blog entry the author took a barb implying if he wants to enjoy the taste of human meat, hands him a cleaver, suggests him to cut off his own limbs and cook them up in the back.
by illinoishorrorman May 9, 2018
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Snooping

Snapchat while pooping. The act of sending snaps to others without hiding the fact that you are clearly sitting on the throne.
When my bae started snooping me daily, I knew we were soul mates!
by SueDoughName May 20, 2018
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scooping her ice cream

When you are really digging a girl/woman you are scooping her ice cream.
by Andrew April 21, 2004
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Snooping

The pseudo-sexual act (normally performed as a prank) of placing a funnel in a friend/roomate's butthole, and peeing into the funnel from three to five feet away.

The act is normally performed by college-age males, but it can be performed for sexual gratification.
Man, I've been cleaning piss out of my crack for a half hour because Brad and Trey have been Snooping me all evening.
by Flavor Burst October 27, 2010
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