Ski-doo Jockey

An individual who is constantly discussing snowmobiles and snowmobile accesories.

That damn ski-doo jockey doesn't shut his mouth.

by Josh April 5, 2004

Ski Jumper

A position in the shower where a person pulls their ass cheeks apart to rinse all of the soap out of their ass crack. The position is eerily similar to that of an olympic ski jumper.

I did the ski jumper this morning in the shower.

by Josh Coiner October 16, 2008

ski ski

when a boy cums or orgasms.

My boyfriend ski skied all over my face when i was giving him head.

by lusie August 25, 2006

ski wank

When a female is in between two males and is masterbating both at the same time.

John and ciaran where lying on the bed and stephanie came in drunk and sat between them. She tells them to pull their trousers down then starts masterbating both at the same time. Aka ski wank

by John David Thompson September 12, 2013

Ski lodge

It's when a rando goes ass to mouth on a father and son couple (PRO TIP: a father/son couple is known as a banana dive).

After they were done with their banana dive, the duo popped in for a round of ski lodge.

by analslayer March 22, 2017

Ski-Bop-Bop-Ba-Dop-Bop

A phrase coined by the great Scatman John (R.I.P). This phrase is one of THE most versatile in any language on Earth. It can be used to break the silence in a dieing conversation, tease the hell out of someone or even just as a means of boredom relief.
Warning: EXTREMELY CATCHY, HARD TO FORGET

Person 1: "Man I'm bored."

Person 2: "Ski-Bop-Bop-Ba-Dop-Bop!"

by D.E March 18, 2004

Ski doo 440

The fastest sled ever.

My ski doo 440 will beat anything you put up against it.

by Cool dude 18 December 17, 2010