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simping aint pimping

"simping aint pimping, you feel what im saying?"
by Arxify December 26, 2023
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Simping fuckface

This entire PARAGRAPH of straight glazing:

Jyot means divine light. She will conquer the world and blow your mind. She is pretty chill and likes to wear sweatpants but has great hair and nails. She is an amazing cook, empowered, bold and beautiful. Jyoti is changing the world and people wonder where did this chick come from? She gets noticed!
why jyot is so hot? where did this chick come from?
by xyzzy November 24, 2021

Shame on you, xyzzy, SHAME.
Simps don't get no pussy, or you're a lesbian, then that's okay, just don't be a fucking simp, you attention craving cuck.
Look at Lester, he's being a simping fuckface again.
by Churros_XD July 5, 2024
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Sipping Shots

Will you lot stop sipping shots and get a bloody move on
by Bemma January 18, 2026
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Simpingsanji

A freaky sense of humor with non-PG jokes here and there, but always respectful, self-aware, and able to dial it back when needed. Listens, adapts, and happens to be very handsome.
SimpingSanji? What the hell, man why are you saying that?”
“’Cause why not, vro.”
by SimpingSanji January 30, 2026
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Sieging

The act of doing a 'siege,' which is being a dumbass
Why is Elijah sieging right now?
by san1ty September 17, 2024
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seeping lard syndrome

Seeping lard syndrome typically occurs when you are so overweight that the lard has no where else to go so it seeps into your brain causing you to become mentally retarded.
Scenario 1:
Guy with Seeping lard syndrome: “bussin burger cheese burger burger cheese cheebuggabuggachee bussin bussin bussin!!!

Innocent bystander #1: “OMG is he alright????”
Innocent bystander #2: “Yeah don’t worry he just fat asf and has Seeping lard syndrome”

Scenario 2:
“Hello my name is (REDACTED), and I have Seeping lard syndrome. I am 20 years old, 427lbs and 4’9, and today I will be doing the SLS ice bucket challenge”
by bussintok February 18, 2025
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baby sipping

"Yo you see that girl baby sipping out of that shot glass?"
"Yeah bro she sipped it like 10 times already why would you do that?"
"Yeah bro that's fucked she's tasting the alcohol so many times"
by Cloud Money November 22, 2015
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