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Tool-Shed Negro 

Coined by writer/artist Gerj Hadde T.M.F.U.

A clever take on the classic "Field-Niggah"/"House-Niggah" debate ever present in Black America.

This variety being one who can capably function in the "fields" of the culture of black folk, per se, while somehow also managing the "house" of an adverse greater society at large. A sort of human buffer-state; a conduit. Tool shed serving as metaphor for common ground, as he/she is often used, regarded -or taken advantage of- equally by opposing sides.

Tool-shed negroes are rare and generational. They usually have polarizing personalities and are of the intellectual/creative/free-spirited type (a lá James Baldwin, Michelle Obama, Kanye West et al.)
"...fuck you Uncle Tom! I'm a Tool-Shed Negro!!!"
Tool-Shed Negro by Clara Blanqy March 14, 2019

Shag shed 

a place (a hotel) you go to have sex with someone
Just booked a shag shed for us.
Shag shed by Lilith666 March 23, 2019
Related Words

building a shed over a dead tool 

a pot belly of an older gentleman
"Since I saw you last, I see you have been building a shed over a dead tool"

I almost shed a tear.

Boo hoo mothefucker. Pull yourself together.
You cycled all the way across europe and you’re tired? Well, I almost shed a tear.

Carpeted the shed 

To maintain and groom the female pubic hair (i.e. bush) to convey a pleasing appearance of the vagina (i.e. her shed).
Chris: Did you get any from Marie?
Kevin: Yea, we did oral and she really carpeted the shed!

pissing shed 

Defines a shed containing a seat with a hole cut in it with which to piss, shit, vomit or any other disgusting bodily function into said hole. Also known as an outhouse.
Jebediah: "I caught Zeke and Earl finger fuckin' each other in the pissing shed again last night!"

Zedediah: "FUCK!, You mean I missed it?"
pissing shed by Chris Carr December 14, 2008
Tennagers often say this just before getting high, often with a joint. They make a imaginary shed and step into it and sit down and get high (making sure to close the door behind them). Often these imaginary sheds are made in obvious places e.g oval, park
Me "hey, piglet! wanna go make a shed?"
Piglet "Fuck yer!"
Me "sweet, let the stoning begin!"
a shed by Jesus The Stoner March 1, 2008