shumpkin

Stealing a pumpkin on Halloween, shitting in it, and dropping it off at someone else's house

I just gave the neighbors next door a fat shumpkin

by grizzlybear1024 June 7, 2018

Shlumpbooty

Off guard Hand to ass contact from a human to another human

“I’m bout to shlumpbooty this one bitch”

by Dmnigga August 29, 2018

shumpz

A greasy booger turd. Also known as a booty goblin.

Man, I was so drunk last night.... I shumpzed in my underroos.

by Shumpz Magee February 26, 2019

Shlump

the way people express the best feeling in the world.

Each person has only ONE Shlump in the world. The Best moment of his/hers life!

Me: OMG!!! I JUST Shlumped
My Friend: Wow man TMI!

by Fresco_ March 4, 2019

Shlumpth

When you drag your feet and feeling lazy to walk. When you don’t have the effort to walk.

Hey!! Stop shlumpthing and walk properly...

by wwjwys March 5, 2019

Shump

Verb
When a short person jumps.

Poor Susy had to shump to reach the box on the top shelf, but she still didn't get it.

by Squidward the 3rd March 28, 2019

Shump

It’s where you take a dump while in the shower

Aidan took a shump while in the locker room shower...

by Yeet patrol chief December 16, 2019