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Sharpest Bulb

Paraphrased from the words of Jeph Jacques of Questionable Content:
The sharpest lightbulb in the box... being the broken one of course.
end paraphrase.
A seemingly flattering compliment that is meant to be explained to the victim after they thank you.
A: You know what? You are the sharpest bulb in the box.
B: Awww, thanks that means a lot, :)
A: The sharpest one being the broken one of course.
B: Hey!
by Bewnam Ajnin April 23, 2008
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Sharielys

Sharielys is a beautiful, talented, and perfect girl. She's hilarious and has a great heart and perfect personality. You'd be lucky to have her has a friend. Almost everyone loves her. If you find a sharielys keep her, cherish her.
Omg shes so perfect she reminds me of sharielys
by qawsertyhuiop October 30, 2014
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T-Sharpe

To have a penis that is curved. Usually inward, but in rare circumstances turned outward. Having a T-Sharpe makes love making quite difficult and can often lead to an unfulfilled sex life.
Is Audrey still dating Tony? "No he had a T-Sharpe..it was really fucked up"!

"I can't do it doggy style, you know I have a T-Sharpe baby"
by TonyDumDum September 14, 2008
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Puerto Rican pencil sharpener

The act of spinning a sexual partner around multiple times on your penis, while laying on ones back, not unlike a one sided vertical rotisserie.
She was short and had short legs so i spun her around and gave her the 'ol Puerto Rican pencil sharpener
by revvinkevin July 28, 2016
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sharpish

european slang for right now or as soon as possible
"i need those documents sharpish!!"
by P. Gryphenz June 7, 2003
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Shwarpie

placing the lips around another's nose, making an airtight seal, and blowing, forcing air out of the other's mouth
oh baby, with a nose like that, makes me want to give you a shwarpie

babe your shwarpie's so smooth, I don't even need to blow my nose
by gertrued August 4, 2012
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Sharnie

A Beautiful Young Lady. Very quiet and shy. She attract a lot of guys. A very lighthearted person but still seem to have a lot of enemies. Care a bout others feelings and also likes to share. Falls in love quickly. Not a fighter but will fight if comes to it. Doesn't a worry about negative opinions of others.
Sharnie: A pretty black girl, popular where ever she goes.
by TasteMyPretty December 10, 2010
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