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Scrag

One who does not sleep at his house but opts to sleep on his or her friends couch instead. He/she is generally dirty and nasty looking or scraggely.

Derived from Scott who used to sleep on the couch in the abyss. He is now known as SCRAG!
Why does scrag always sleep at our house and never go home?
by Dixtric Tootrifiv November 13, 2007
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scoggins

The sock that a teenage boy or man uses to ejaculate in when masturbating, usually hiding the item of clothing under his bed, in his closet or in some other discreet location. The sock is used because it catches all of the ejaculate and negates the need to to clean up after jerking it, a convenience when jerking it in bed before he falls asleep. The word is a portmanteau of the phrase "skeet in" with the words sock and soggy.
Joe: "I couldn't fall asleep when I went to bed last night so I jacked it. But once I came, I passed out with my nut all over my stomach."
John: "Dude, that's why I keep my scoggins under my bed, I just grab it and nut in that so I don't need to get up to clean off."

Joe's mom was upset her son hadn't picked up his room, so she went in and grabbed the laundry off the floor. She even found his scoggins under the bed.
by User90358 June 11, 2013
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scroggins

similar to washing the dogs but a past tense verb as opposed to present tense one. when two or more realistically 1 testicle is attemped to be inserted into the anus of your sexual partner during sex. a seasonal persuit better performed in the summer as the sack has more stretch.
i attempted to perform scroggins on the lady last night but, its near impossible in an igloo.

the sun is shining and its very humid, this is good scroggins weather
by master master master May 6, 2010
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Scroggy Flaninge

an abreviation of collective words

Scratch your dog you flappy minge
you can call someone a Scroggy Flaninge and they will be none the wiser

"shut up man you Scroggy Flaninge"
by Mikel & Steff October 19, 2008
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scragbag

A word used to describe a poorly looking/badly dressed person.
Jak: yo you seen rudis new look lately
Kirst: i know, hes looks like a right scragbag
Jak: tell me about it jeez
Kirst: shizzle
by xKirst January 9, 2008
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scrig meat

also known as taint (the skin between your anus and your scrotum.
she was chewing on my scrig meat
by supergong May 29, 2009
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