spencer sphincter

the muscle that controls the poop flow in people named spencer

spencer used the bathroom and his body loosened his spencer sphincter so the poop would come out

by FlashlightMemelord October 21, 2018

propagated sphincter

Loose butthole caused by violent anal sex

Chesterton Academy student 1: Hahaha shut up and go give him a propagated sphincter
Chesterton Academy student 2: Maybe we could do it on the lawn mower

by Tdawgderel October 18, 2022

butts, farts, and ... sphincters

something that unprofessional people talk about during a work business meeting

Person 1: In today's work meeting, we are going to talk about butts, farts, and ... sphincters

Person 2: Eww, that's totally unprofessional

by what do i care 125 August 25, 2022

Sphincterrific

A sarcastic way of saying "terrific". Similar to craptastic or craptacular.

"Wow. I got a Chia Pet for Christmas. That's sphincterrific."

by Shadis December 15, 2003

sphincter slam

A sexual manovere in which sum 1 proceeds to jump and land on there front will giving sumone a buttfuck

Jim gave micheal a huge sphincter slam.
There was blood every where

by Lucas December 31, 2003

sphincter puppet

someone who cuts you off in traffic

God, I almost rear-ended that sphincter puppet.

by chicken February 19, 2005

sphincter cough

The act of verbal flatulance through the lips of a jackass; talking like an asshole

In other words, a complete asshole undeserving of life

Mike: did u hear somthing?
Matt: no, why?
Mike: Hmm, must have been brantley spincter coughing from the other room...
Matt: damn, i can smell the bullshit all the way out here!

Brad tried to play the bass, but could only produce a rather nasty ass sphincter cough

Joe: DUDES!!!!!!!
Mike: what a sphincter cough...

by J-RIZZO December 28, 2007