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A prison where teachers and staff claim to teach your kids but instead brainwash children and teens and force feed them food cheaper than socks off of craigslist. Not only that they give tests with concepts that the class hasn't ever touched upon. Teachers use that tactic to knock your kids done to grades such as F's and give parents/guardians the ability complain about grades and punish their kids. That teacher will never be caught.
Mom: (looks at test) AN F!? YOUR PUNISHED
Kid: (crying) M-mom! My teacher never taught us that!
Mom: SHUT UP WITH YOUR EXCUSES!

Kid: ( goes up to room) I HATE SCHOOL!
by wazzip July 17, 2016
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something that causes us all physical, mental, and emotional pain and suffering
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by johny fucking depp March 9, 2021
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SCHOOL IS A PLACE WHERE YOU GO TO LEARN SHIT YOU ALREADY KNOW
by RedstoneTrippy August 15, 2018
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A place that wastes energy and is a dungeon from hell, also 48% of what you learn is fucking pointless.
School: hell
P.E: pointless exercise
Tests: waste of time and brain power
lunchtime/recess: the only good thing about school
teachers: adults that love to torture kids
grades: honestly why do we need them
approved devices in schools: a nice way to cheat on tests and look everything up
bullies: under-confident idiots who find joy in others pain
by Makeacreativenameyoudipshit November 12, 2020
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school is a demo for prison but for kids
by wolfzo February 21, 2022
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A hellhole controlled by the government where you you learn crap meant to last until the next test, by which time you probably fucking forgot the other useless information. You may get a computer but it’s controlled by the school so good luck posting kickass drum videos like I totally did in the 6th grade. If you wear a Pantera shirt people start looking at you funny like you’re fucking retarded. It’s wonderful. If you ever get addicted to weed it was probably from some idiot exposed to you thru school.
Dude, school fucking sucks. They need to fix it or make recess better. I hate al those stupid kids at lunch. It sucks butts.
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"Do I have to go to school again?!"
"I'm going to kill myself if I go to school again"
by Brisimonetti November 12, 2014
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