Scholarman

You are a scholar and a gentleman.

You are drunk and you say scholarman instead.

by Kuehlstein January 2, 2018

Skim scholars

People who widely share content on social media that they have not actually bothered to read themselves.

Social media sharing warthog.

An expert in nothing.

This coffeeshop is filled with skim scholars!

I can tell a skim scholar when I see one!
What does that skim scholar have to say this time?

by SkokieWordMaster March 10, 2019

jockstrap scholarship

getting through college or university by being good at a sport(e.g. football)

Dad: You've gpt 4 Cs & a D; how do you expect to ever get into & graduate college with grades like that?
Son: With a jockstrap scholarship, of course!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada August 25, 2020

Dubai scholars pvt school

Dubai scholars pvt school is located in Dubai of course.it is a school for the stupid rich which means it gives no value for the fees u pay .the ac repair guy visits our class more than our own teacher. Most of the guys and girls are dumb and immature. So basically if u want to ruin your childhood please apply👍🏻

Random girl: which school u from

Me: Dubai scholars pvt school
Random girl :suddenly becomes usain bolt and never comes back

Based on true events

by Urmumsucks July 16, 2021

world scholars cup

The competition where you go and study only for us the Israelis to get the first places :)

I participated in the world scholars cup

by timmydadoggo November 6, 2022

scholassic

a bad uneducated guess that results in a disaster that usually will be remembered for years.

You should of seen the look on our boss's face when he made his scholassic screw up when he decided he knew best.

by Chris Kiefner December 6, 2006

schlarky

the mental and metaphysical state of being utterly drunk; a complete outerbody drunkeness; if you dont know if you've been schlarky then you definitely havent been; if you take your girlfriend's shoe off her foot to fight someone over a fart when you've been drinking, then you're probably schlarky

"Dude, I was so schlarky last night I tried to place a phone call to the number 7 four times. Then I passed out at Miami Subs until they kicked me out."

"I think I was schlarky when I told that girl's boyfriend that I flicked his girl's butthole with my tongue. He punched me right in the face."

"I was schlarky when I did the Timex (when you wrap your peen around your forearm) at my parents' Christmas party. 'HEY EVERYONE, LOOK WHAT TIME IT IS!!!!'"

by Bobby Dong December 16, 2007