schnaven

Dork, moron, poindexter. A person that not only is annoying but has no social skills. Irretrievably awkward with chief physical characteristics being pencil neck and protruding gut...

telemarketers, accountants, coin collectors and dealers, computer programmers..

by John Long October 21, 2003

schpade

Variation of spade. Like the playing card, with a schp.

Rich is an absolute (guzzler)...I have to call a schpade, a schpade

by Dominique21 October 20, 2005

schnavelled

To take (the property) of another without right or permission in a sneaky way.

Bets schnavelled Johns t-shirt without him even knowing

by Smitster August 18, 2008

schadenfreude-riffic

An adjective form of schadenfreude, but expressing a *lot* of joy at the misfortune of others.

If the Dodgers implode in September, that'd be schadenfreude-riffic for the Giants.

by dwfrank March 7, 2010

schadenfreude bone

A new name for the "funny" bone, as it's really not so funny when it happens to you. But when it happens to someone else, it sparks feelings of schadenfreude.

*buddy smacks his humerus while working*
buddy: Aw, frig, I can't even feel my arm!
guy: Haha, hit your schadenfreude bone, did we? Sooo glad I'm not you.

by Arashmin May 20, 2010

Schadenfruit

A raw unsugared sour/bitter fruit (usually citrus), especially when given to a small innocent child.

Mother: Did you just give little Lisa a schadenfruit?
Father: (while laughing and pointing) Ha...yes look at her face.

by Akula1115 November 19, 2010

Schnüdel

German word for the cable and plug from an overhead projector, the one that plugs into your laptop.

Pass me the schnüdel please so I can present my powerpoint slides

by Deutsche Steve March 10, 2011