psychochondria

Parallel to hypochondria - a person who is abnormally anxious about their mental health. Someone who will self-diagnose themselves and/or state they have multiple psychological "disorders" either all at once or continuously over time.

My girlfriend, Debbie Downer, thinks she has BED, ADD, OCD and bi-polar depression but she's never been to a doctor. I'm pretty sure she's just likes to eat, is lazy but likes things in order and is a party pooper. It's probably just a case of psychochondria.

by Wordsworthl3ss March 27, 2016

pachock

Another name for a vagina

OMG!! Waxing your Pachock is so painful.

by Hairdresseramy August 11, 2017

Phycho

How morons spell psycho.
If this is you, THERES STILL HOPE, MY CHILD!!

uwu im such a Phycho patj I’malso 11 xD

by Øffensive March 9, 2019

psycho bananas crazy

Jenelle off of Teen Moms 2

Wow Jenelle is so psycho bananas crazy!

by addyjewelshawtydabaddest January 2, 2021

Psycho magnet

A nice person whose niceness is often taken advantage of and who inadvertently is “befriended” by psychos and social leeches where they know it or not.

Damn, John is such a nice guy, is just a shame that he’s a psycho magnet. These leeches are bleeding him dry, and I don’t think he even knows it.

by Jmoneyfresh86 February 8, 2021

psycho puppet

when a girl has multiple piercings in her pussy and she attaches strings to hoops (dental floss works best) and makes her pussy talk to you while your eating her out, using a different voice using the strings to move her pussy lips like a mouth

The psycho puppets awake and has something she's been dying to tell you.. The psycho puppet wants to sing you a song and wants you to sing along

by MutedDevil June 12, 2021

psychoanalyze

when someone is over-analyzing a situation and sounding psychotic when explaining what they think.

Girl: “She thinks her whole family is out to get her..”

Boy: “She’s starting to psychoanalyze everything like a crazy person, poor girl”

by Hubolts January 12, 2022