pitching a tent

The art of lifting the material of your pants covering the groin using only body parts below the waist.

Johnny was pitching a tent when he was watching porn.

by Anonymous February 11, 2003

Patch mouth

The art of fooling people into thinking your doing it BIG for personal enjoyment or fulfillment

Foo ima Patch Mouth everyone on Facebook and Say i'm chilling in San Francisco when i'm really at my Mom's Crib

by dave uno October 15, 2010

pitchin' in the mirror

Pitchin' in the mirror is when you are so depressed and lonely that the best part of your life is the wonderously pleasurable feeling that you sometimes get when pitchin’ a loaf, so much so that you put a mirror in front of the toilet so that you can witness the look of pleasure on your face and savor these glorious moments of fecal delivery while pretending that your reflection is another person, a compassionate friend.

Bro, ever since I found out how hard it is to become a rock star and my girlfriend got abducted by The Grays, I've been pitchin' in the mirror.

by Jaunty Diggles September 7, 2019

Petched

When something was working fine but now it isn't thanks to you

"Aw mate, I was just onsite installing a NAS but I accidentally petched their switch and now everything is offline."

by shwosty June 9, 2020

fart pitching

After you rip ass, you proceed to grab the fart directly from the anal opening and throw it at a companion as if it was a baseball.

After I farted, I engaged in fart pitching and completely embarrassed Andrew.

by ur gramma November 29, 2009

chin patch

A carefully shaved and trimmed patch of facial hair on the chin. Its is designed to tickle a womens vagina at one end while the tongue works the other.

women 1: So I met a guy the other night.
women 2: Oh really! Must have been nice.
women 1: It was sooo amazing... he worked me with a chin patch.
women 2: You lucky bitch!!!! I'm so jealous.

by ory ... for real.. look it up November 30, 2010

patchouli

Hippie perfume ... smells like forest, pot and snuggling

This summer smelled like cigarettes and patchouli.

by Lucy October 22, 2004