dirty rice pudding

A sexual act in which a male mastrubates into a bowl of rice pudding, and then gets sexually aroused as he watches the unknowing individual consume the pudding. This was a popular practice among college students in the 1980's and is still widely done in southerb europe.

"Dude check out tina! She is totally shoveling down that dirty rice pudding that's sick!"

by chachaddict April 18, 2009

rice pudding

A Big Stomach with long Brown Hair. Or the Act of Shoving someones face into a big hairy stomach.

Dude you just got the Rice Pudding!

by JustLastic December 30, 2007

Popeye's Pudding

Stool one produces after consuming some Popeye's chicken.

My boy and I ate at Popeye's earlier, and I ended up leaving some Popeye's pudding in the porcelain throne.

by chipswinger March 30, 2009

Bitch pudding

A referance to when a woman is being generaly mean and cranky to EVERYBODY around in the proximity of her voice.
A.) Also constitutes letting all others present KNOW she is upset and that they all will share in her pain.
B.) Multiple version of opening a can of whup-ass for the female gender.
C.) Serving a sample of nastyness to all unfortunate to be present.

ANGRY WOMAN: "Oh, I caught my man cheat'n, an' you'all helped him hide it from me! Now you'll all get a taste of my special blend BITCH PUDDING!"
"Everybody pony up and get yo' taste! I got plenty for alla' ya' all!"

by armoroid 5000 July 28, 2009

Double Puddle

Crying and masturbating at the same time.

You know you've hit rock bottom when you make a Double Puddle every night.

by MuKKaZ November 23, 2007

Puddle Slut

A person that trades sexual favors for drugs, mainly methamphetamine.

Due to the fact that in a pipe the drug melts into a puddle.

buyer: Can you believe she had sex with me, in exchange for meth?
dealer : Well, she is a "puddle slut"

by SocoLuvr May 2, 2010

Podunk Pudding

A Cleveland Steamer, whereupon the giver of said Steamer has diarrhea.

I was going to give Adam a Cleveland Steamer last night, but with the Mexican food I ate for lunch it ended up being Podunk Pudding

by Stumper71 October 31, 2008