New New York Pubic Library

Also known as the adult bookstore, located in Central New New York in the year 3010.

Sal: I’m going to back the adults bookstore.
Fry: Adult bookstore? I thought this was the public library.
Bender: No, pubic library!
Me: It’s the New New York Pubic Library!

by gregben July 10, 2021

Pubicare

Pubicare is on a dick or vagina. Its hair what grows and grows, and you shave it. If you have sex with someone who has pube knits, they usually go on those parts, which is like nits in your hair. Pubicare, Pubes and other is also used alot in the videos of ShaneDawsonTV, ShaneDawsonTV2 and Shane ( known as the internet superstar's Shane Dawson's iphone channel) .

"Is that a pubicare?" ( shananay from ShaneDawson)" EEW you have Pube Nits, this is over." (TotallySketch)" I have pubicare!" (justin bieber xD)

by LilCutehhh January 9, 2011

Pudic Hair

the hair on the male privates

Seth: Yo Rony my pudic hair is getting a little crazy! i should cut it soon, winter is coming. Do girls like it grizzly?
Rony: Come on yo i dont know, i aint trying to hear that right now dude, T.M.I.

by mrw35t November 30, 2009

pubic tangle

Having failed to shower in a few days, pubic hair begins to knot causing a painful pulling sensation.

I've been scratching like crazy, but I can't get rid of this pubic tangle.

by Blue Jay Scott January 3, 2010

pubic hankey

A little rag you use to wipe away your vagina. Also known as a ratty-perma-douche-cloth.

"I've been jogging all day and i sure could use a quick wipe of my pubic hankey."

by BrandonSnagee May 12, 2006

PHT - Pubic Hair Theft

A legal term for someone who is charged with committing theft of hairs or fur from the pubic region of humans or animals. PHT (Pubic Hair Theft) is written under chapter 56 paragraph 22.1 of the legal and legisism act of 1754 in only 2 countries in the world. These two countries are not known, but researchers have found that they lye somewhere near the earths equator, in a region known as no mans land or NML.

In court the judge read out the charges: Right Mr Demp-C your have been charged with PHT - Pubic Hair Theft, how do you plead?

Mr Demp-C screamed like a gorilla as he unbuttoned his shirt and ripped off his pants shouting. "I'm Guilty, Guilty as charged!"

by wuddawhist July 31, 2012

gucci in the pucci

When you want to ask a girl how that pussy doing

"Hey Emily what's Gucci in the pucci?"

by Anonymouscheddernipple May 30, 2016