county prosecutor

A sorry ass excuse for an attorney that couldn't make it as a real attorney ex: making $30k a year vs $150k for the average attorney. Usually a overbearing bitch of a woman that is against all men and their rights.

Bob: I have to go see the county prosecutor today!
George: I'm sorry, I hope you don't get an overbearing bitch, you will for sure be guilty.

Anna: That's not true
George: You wouldn't know, you are a woman.

by 4thidco December 30, 2011

PMS ( Presently Married Syndrome )

1. the anxiety felt in a marriage
2. feeling trapped
3. feeling suffocated
4. constantly suspicious of your spouse's behavior, with or without merit
5. obsessive compulsion to check pockets, drawers, looking for clues ( imaginary or not ) to validate one's suspicions
6. general bossiness

7. general disregard for the happiness of your partner

Geeez Frank it sounds like you and your wife both suffer from PMS ( Presently Married Syndrome )...no, not that one, I'm talking about ' presently married syndrome '

by Egaladeist-TAZ March 13, 2010

presenting

when a gay shows his ass to sum1

holy crap, tewsons presenting to you chip, cover your eyes

by botaf November 11, 2003

red present

To have sex with a girl on her period while later finding a red stain on the sheets of your bed.

Wilson and Emily had sex Friday night and Saturday Wilson found a red present on his sheets.

by Clean $mart June 11, 2006

Posen

Posen is a South Suburban town of chicago. Use to Be fully Polish Now not so much!
The main Catholic school St. Stanislaus is now closed along with the church. Lovely town...not!

posen use to be so nice.

by Blove25 April 14, 2009

presents

unreciprocated oral sex (not reciprocated with sex either).

Raymond gives all the girls presents

by jon cheeks May 31, 2005

Presentational Plagarism

Stealing ideas or pictures for one's presentation without giving credit to the original source. The same as plagarism, but doing it in a presentation.

When he cited zero his sources in his speech, he committed presentational plagarism.

by Holden A. Schlong April 20, 2009