National Pick JConn up from Work Day

On October 13, everyone who knows JConn has to offer to pick him up from work.

“Sorry I can’t make it to small group, it’s national Pick JConn up from Work Day.”

by jpgeigs October 13, 2021

pick me up

when shes so pick me, she holds her hands out like a little kid

“heathers so pick me up, she’s acting like a child who wants to be picked up”

by anonymous August 3, 2021

Not Picking up The phone

Answering yes to the pending question

Not picking up the phone

Person 1: calls person 2

Person 2: doesn't answer

Person 1: that means yes.

by Joseph Stoneley August 12, 2021

pick up trou

To raise one's pants from ankle-level to waist, covering the nether regions; opposite of drop trou.

My buddy dared me to drop trou in front of a group of school kids. It was really embarrassing when the police officer told me to pick up trou before I was arrested for sexual harassment.

by TrouDropper March 11, 2011

pick up order

when you get picked up by the popo.

I got locked because of a pick up order

by the savageee July 6, 2017

Pick up Stix

When two men scissor, with full penetration.

Each man places his legs in a Y configuation, and they both simultaneously penetrate each other.

Man, you gotta be careful not to torsion a testicle when doing Pick up Stix.

by Doboy April 18, 2018

Bagel Pick-Me-Up

When you out a bagel around your dick and the bagel picks up the sperm that is excerpted out of your urethra.

Mom: What is this Johnny
Johnny: That’s my Bagel Pick-Me-Up, it happens when I can’t keep my pants up

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 28, 2018