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Physical Moron

“Brace a man while he’s grooming himself, hope the intimacy makes him feel vulnerable. An admirable tactic, Bryan. You must think I’m a physical moron. That’s Victorian for retard, understand? You want me to testify against my son, at my peril, and you don’t even tender the reach-around of immunity?”
by theGuyWhoLikeDefinitions July 24, 2023
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doing physics

you say you are doing your 'physics' when in reality you are messing around or doing what youre not supposed to be
ex: He told his parents he was doing physics, when in reality he was looking at porn.
ex2: He told his parents he was doing physics, when in reality he and his friend were beating Gears of War on 'insane' mode.
by crashtestdummy March 7, 2009
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Nut Physics

Nut Physics is the physics of the nut. The true package. It makes you feel accomplished once you have learned about it and you become smart. Life comes and goes (pun intended), so you only have one chance to learn about nut physics. The physics of the nut is exquisite and it is an admirable field of research that can make you billions of dollars. Currently, nut physicists like snaggopal Sr. is studying how fire wizards use the power of the nut to attack.
Ash Ketchum: Yo did you see that attack Charizard used?

Misty: Hell yeah, that flamethrower was cool! The nut velocity was insane on that one! I'm an avid nut scientist.
Ash Ketchum: The fuck?
Misty: You don't know Nut Physics? Yea I can tell you aren't a snagger.
by yetsgooo April 3, 2022
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physifist

A physicist who will explain the dynamics of fisting while doing it to you.
So I was with a kinky guy last night, and he started to fist me. But halfway through he started explaining it! I've never been with a physifist
by Beaver Puncher February 26, 2014
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Physiology Essay

A psychology essay in which you refer to the wrong topic numerous times throughout.
Man, I only got a 20% on my Physiology Essay, I wonder why....
by Mediocretes November 15, 2020
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Physical Constructive Criticism

The appropriate action to take when someone is being such an asshole that you owe it to *them* to punch them in the face.
That guy's an asshole. Let's take him out to the alley out back and give him some physical constructive criticism.

OR

Your honor, it was just a little physical constructive criticism.
by t3h Wu April 19, 2010
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physced

1) Angry
2) Hyper/ Can't wait for something/ really really happy.
1) "Gosh, calm down, you suddenly just got well physced"

2) "Wow I'm so physced about that new movie coming out soon, it looks amazing"
by Scribbleson July 27, 2007
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