A once in a lifetime festive cock sucking given while taking a dump, and done in commemoration of the pilgrims. The giver (male or female) is stimulated anally by repeatedly allowing the attached stem of a non-lubricated pumpkin to be slammed into their bottom by a third person cordially deemed 'Number 3.'
"Dude, is it true that Rhett received a plumpkin from that girl that wore a sports bra in the cafeteria while Kacey played number 3?"
"Yeah man, they got the pumpkin from Alan.
He said it hurt real bad. I think he just did it because he was so grateful for the pilgrims."
"Yeah man, they got the pumpkin from Alan.
He said it hurt real bad. I think he just did it because he was so grateful for the pilgrims."
by Branislav Nušić April 1, 2009
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Get the plumpkins mug.Plumper is a term used by women who want to feel good about their unhealthy obesity because they're too lazy to diet and exercise. Unfortunately for them, they won't have very long to enjoy feeling good about being fat, as they will likely be dead from a massive coronary before the age of 50.
It's no surprise that the term plumper was invented in the United States. Because, sadly, we have BY FAR the highest obesity rate on the planet. And instead of solving the problem, we invent terms like this so that people feel good about themselves, even when they get winded by waddling to the freezer for their daily quart of ice cream.
On the upside, those of us in decent shape are becoming more of a rarity, and are therefore more desirable and sought after than the fat masses.
On the upside, those of us in decent shape are becoming more of a rarity, and are therefore more desirable and sought after than the fat masses.
by klopek007 May 20, 2008
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Get the southern plumpkin mug.Description of a beautiful princess living up in the mountains that enjoys eating mangos right before she does her Zumba in order to loosen her hips so that when she puts on her superhero outfit she is more flexible in exploring the jungles of California with her partner Tarzan.
by Ladera Tarzan June 30, 2011
Get the Plump mug.1. A Plumpkin is a variety of Katebear that is pretty cool. You can find her in places like hair salons, parks, and thrift stores. Beware though, if you would like to capture a Plumpkin you must be quite cautious, for they are very timid, and may run at the slightest sign of affection.
2. A girl who is very good on top in bed.
3. A girl who has a perfect pumpkin shaped ass.
2. A girl who is very good on top in bed.
3. A girl who has a perfect pumpkin shaped ass.
1. So I was walking home today and I saw a Plumpkin in the park. I walked up real slow and held out a cupcake, and she ate it out of my hand!!! How cute!
2. Damn, the bitch a Plumpkin.
3. Oh shit son, that Kate girl got that Plumpkin shit goin on...
2. Damn, the bitch a Plumpkin.
3. Oh shit son, that Kate girl got that Plumpkin shit goin on...
by Urifucabes October 29, 2011
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