periphile

a lesbian pedophile (yep. they exist

girl: that weird old lady kept hitting on me
boy: oh she’s probably a periphile

by sad and horny July 13, 2019

Permababy

A creature, human or otherwise, who retains the characteristics of an infant, no matter how long they have lived.

Yes, we know she looks like a puppy, but she's thirteen - a Permababy.

by Monkey's Dad December 23, 2019

Peripheral Bulge

Geology: What happens during glacial periods
Biology: That dick that's just out of your reach

Jonah: Damn, John has that peripheral bulge
Jacobs: Stop using everything you learn in Geology to create memes

by John Dice April 19, 2020

Pempe the butter

To carefully take the time to observe and analyze a situation.

This term originated from the Nigerian music track titled “Pempe the butter” written and sung by artist Adé Lasodé

If you Pempe the butter you will understand it better.

Pempe the butter to discover the way things dey scatter
Just Pempe the butter.

by EDAASL June 16, 2020

pemp

acronym for physical emotional and mental pain

sorry babe...gotta lay low for a while. gotta a whole lot of pemp!

by pussy bee October 4, 2020

permacoked

A state of inebriation caused by excess consumption of C17H21NO4 (cocaine for laymen), resulting in self-generation of the aforementioned substance inside the nasal cavity, removing both the need for the act of purchasing and the act of snorting this substance due to permanent presence of an everlasting self-reinforcing high.

Luc is clearly permacoked... Ever since that night he pushed JP off his bike decades ago, he's just been riding that high without ever coming down.

by Hanz Neuer October 13, 2020

peemple

A pimple inside the urethra, which blocks the normal flow of urine. This may lead to extremely hazardous situations.

I had a great Tinder date and I went back to her place. Right before the dicking-down I had to pee, so I went to the bathroom. Little did I know, I had a peemple, so pee flew everywhere in that room, covering the entire room with pee. It was so bad I had to sneak out of the house.

by zeezer43 July 9, 2021