5 definitions by John Dice

Tuna Bell

When she tell you to eat that pussy but it's smelling a little fishy.

John: "She tried to get me to eat her out, but that jawn smelled like fish"
Doe: "Damn, she tuna belled you"

by John Dice April 14, 2020

DUB

A Brand name of rims on automobiles that are composed of chrome usually at 20 inch diameter. They are most commonly found on Cadillac Escalades, GMC Yukon Denalis, and Chevrolet Tahoes. DUB brand rims are in association with DUB magazine, and also in Rockstar Games such as Midnight Club 3: DUB edition

Yo i gotta cop me some dubs. My homie jamaul got 24" dubs they mad tight yo.

by John Dice April 1, 2007

S.A.L.S.

Suck At Life Syndrome (also known as SALS), this is used as a description of someone who seems to fail at life.

My car is wrecked, my home is 1 square foot, I have no education, I'm stupid, I must have S.A.L.S.

by John Dice April 1, 2007

Peripheral Bulge

Geology: What happens during glacial periods
Biology: That dick that's just out of your reach

Jonah: Damn, John has that peripheral bulge
Jacobs: Stop using everything you learn in Geology to create memes

by John Dice April 19, 2020

Cambrian Explosion

The period about 541 million years ago when life in the oceans rapidly and drastically evolved creating an "explosion of new species,"

Alternatively, that god ass orgasm

"I love the Cambrian Explosion,"

or

"I love a Cambrian Explosion"

by John Dice April 14, 2020