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Grampy Panties 

The male form of granny panties.

The said "grampy panties" are similar to tidy whities; the panty line is easily discerned through any loose clothing, like basketball shorts, especially if the clothing is a light color. They ride up and make uncomfortable and particulary ass-noying wedgies that, when picked, decrease the overall manly dignity to a measly amount.

Those who wear grampy panties are subject to immediate mockery when the panty line is spotted. If you are discovered as a grampy-wearer, head to the nearest bathroom and remove the grampies and place them in the toilet, so that no-one can make fun of you any longer. Just make sure your name is not written on the tag.
"Dang, check out his grampies!"

"NUMBER 7 IS SEEN SPORTING WHITE SHORTS, EMBARRASSINGLY REVEALING HIS EXTRA-LARGE GRAMPY PANTIES."
Grampy Panties by Mury&Hanyah[[: October 19, 2009

cream my panties 

when a female sees an attractive guy and gets a sudden arousal in the genital area.
"omg that guy just made me cream my panties"
"that boy is so fine i just creamed my panties"
"ohh girl i just creamed my panties"
cream my panties by Mary nguyen January 13, 2008
1. For whatever reason that makes a man wear panties instead of the normal attire that society accepts. Sometimes they like the softer fabrics that y-fronts does not have, unless you pay 50 dollars per pair of male briefs online. Some may be creeps but they are like any other guy, just a bit easier to exploit, and probably kinkier. Destined to be a cuckold if not careful.
Remember girls, if your boyfriends are too confident, panty whip them and they will become submissive and feel vulnerable.

2. Spoiled Girl who still wear granny panties even at the wrong time.
1. Generic Girls 1:
Girl 1:Dude I totally got Johnny pantied!
Girl 3:I knew it! The panty lines!
Girl 2:Look at him when hes bending over!
Girl 3:So that's why he wear granny panties
Girl 1:Fuck yeah, straight from his momma.
Girl 3: lol

2. Generic Dude 2:
Yeah we were gonna have sex but she was still pantied so I went for her mouth instead, damn I'm lazy.

Badger Panties 

Term for a woman who is shy or reserved at first but then becomes a bit different in a sexual situation
Ann was all quiet and reserved at dinner but when we went back to her place, she was all Badger Panties in the bedroom
Badger Panties by Klandethu December 28, 2009

Instant Mayo Panties 

The reaction one (usually a female) has when seeing a picture of Kris Letang, of the Pittsburgh Penguins. See also: spontaneous orgasm.
Catherine: So, I found this picture of Tangers today on PittsburghPenguins.com.

Amanda: Instant Mayo Panties.

Robert Pattinson

An actor.
Not your future husband. Not a sex god. Not sex on legs. Not drop dead gorgeous.

just, an actor. Famous for his roles in Harry Potter & The Goblet of Fire and the Twilight saga movies.
Robert Pattinson by chrissy9 August 2, 2009