A vacuous cum dumpster whose pussy lips rattle when the wind blows. Dumb as a box of hammers, existing only to spend the family fortune and be seen in night-vision home movies looking like a hairless white ferret having sex. Doesn't know what 'Walmart' is (ref Simple Life Season 1).
by BoneyMaloney June 20, 2005
Get the Paris Hilton mug.A sort of sick disease, when a person finds themselves waking up in a different bed everyday. May include temptations to throw away all property that is not pink. People affected may spend all their worldly lifetime savings on things such as breast implants, ass implants, pink poodles, and big pink bags to carry the poodles around in.
'Visiting' jail may seem like an honourable goal or accomplishment to such people, as well as at least one lesbian relationship in life. Also the ability to sing like a cat being strangled, and the confidence to share this 'gift' with the world. The diseased also find it compulsory to be a slut, and a porn item of some sort.
'Visiting' jail may seem like an honourable goal or accomplishment to such people, as well as at least one lesbian relationship in life. Also the ability to sing like a cat being strangled, and the confidence to share this 'gift' with the world. The diseased also find it compulsory to be a slut, and a porn item of some sort.
Girl 1: I feel so weird! My ass seems to get larger everyday, my toilet seat is suddenly pink, and i haven't slept in my own bed for almost a month! What do you think is wrong with me?
Girl 2: You must have Paris Hilton Syndrome! You poor thing! You're screwed!
Girl 2: You must have Paris Hilton Syndrome! You poor thing! You're screwed!
by L.I.M June 30, 2010
Get the Paris Hilton Syndrome mug.Possibly the ugliest bitch on Earth, that for some reason Hollywood has deemed attractive. Looks like she weighs about 75 pounds and is notoriously slutty.
by Adrian April 28, 2006
Get the paris hilton mug.A useless slut who has done nothing to be where she is today. A freeloader. The untalented bitch who is famous for having money **sad** A skinny whore who can't even operate something as simple as a toaster. Lindsay Lohans idol. When you hear the words "like," "totally" or "totally and stuff!" repeatedly, you know Paris Hilton is around.
Paris Hilton: I'm a useless slut! yay!
**Have you seen House of Wax? How did she get a part in that? oh thats right, cause they never employ real actresses for shitty teen slasher shit movies.
**Have you seen House of Wax? How did she get a part in that? oh thats right, cause they never employ real actresses for shitty teen slasher shit movies.
by b3c August 4, 2005
Get the paris hilton mug.The existence of Paris Hilton is the clearest argument against the hypothesis of intelligent design.
by enzio March 10, 2005
Get the Paris Hilton mug.To want celebrity status at any cost i.e. cosmetic surgery, sleeping around, hosting parties, releasing fashion n perfume lines, cat fight's, releasing music labels etc
To do anything, as long as people's tongues are wagging about you.
To be beautiful at any cost, even bankrupting yourself for those perfect set of titties.
To be the ultimate slut. See Hollywood Slut Syndrome or Jaspers Syndrome.
To have an addiction to beauty in such a way that a person is constantly getting their hair done, make-up, facials, cosmetic surgery, massages, gym etc that you never have any time for yourself, friends or family.
When beauty takes up 120% of your time.
To do anything, as long as people's tongues are wagging about you.
To be beautiful at any cost, even bankrupting yourself for those perfect set of titties.
To be the ultimate slut. See Hollywood Slut Syndrome or Jaspers Syndrome.
To have an addiction to beauty in such a way that a person is constantly getting their hair done, make-up, facials, cosmetic surgery, massages, gym etc that you never have any time for yourself, friends or family.
When beauty takes up 120% of your time.
I woke up this morning at around 2pm in the afternoon and didn't know who to sleep with! I totally had Paris Hilton Syndrome!!! H - E - L - P!
I have been at the beauty clinic for the past 5 years having everything from nose jobs, tummy tucks and breast enlargements.... I think I have Paris Hilton Syndrome!!!
I have been at the beauty clinic for the past 5 years having everything from nose jobs, tummy tucks and breast enlargements.... I think I have Paris Hilton Syndrome!!!
by The Moody Poet March 9, 2007
Get the Paris Hilton syndrome mug.a) A person who insinuates themselves into the public consciousness, only to find themselves so utterly devoid of value, they must make themselves cheap spectacle in order to linger the full fifteen minutes to which they feel entitled.
b) A trust fund baby.
c) A woman with a body like a stocking full of pine cones.
b) A trust fund baby.
c) A woman with a body like a stocking full of pine cones.
by plasticman June 9, 2004
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