Definitions by BoneyMaloney

Paris Hilton 

A vacuous cum dumpster whose pussy lips rattle when the wind blows. Dumb as a box of hammers, existing only to spend the family fortune and be seen in night-vision home movies looking like a hairless white ferret having sex. Doesn't know what 'Walmart' is (ref Simple Life Season 1).

"What's Walmart? Do they sell walls there?" Oh Jesus.

Paris Hilton by BoneyMaloney June 20, 2005