BoneyMaloney's definitions

Paris Hilton

A vacuous cum dumpster whose pussy lips rattle when the wind blows. Dumb as a box of hammers, existing only to spend the family fortune and be seen in night-vision home movies looking like a hairless white ferret having sex. Doesn't know what 'Walmart' is (ref Simple Life Season 1).

"What's Walmart? Do they sell walls there?" Oh Jesus.

by BoneyMaloney June 20, 2005