Punjab Python Parade

When 5 or more dudes form a circle by holding hands while one girl sits on her knees in the middle. She bobs on each dick one time and then the circle rotates, providing another dick for her to perform on. This continues until every dude skeets.

Dude, I heard Greg, Chase, Trey, Dave, Adam, Chandler, and Alec had a 4 hour 11 minute Punjab Python Parade last night.

by pythonparader69 January 8, 2011

The Black Parade

My Chemical Romance's alter ego / Their new album. The first song off it is Welcome to the black parade.

This was in an interview sent to people who signed up to the black parade

by black_Llama August 27, 2006

paranoid

A word created by the man that means, when you become it, that you are on to him.

A1: "I feel paranoid"

A2: "Yes. Yes you do."

by 111111111111111111111111111 April 15, 2010

parakeet

It's like a mini parrot.

Don't step on my parakeet!

by miso December 5, 2003

paranoia

A disease that afflicts me and made me think for 3 years of my life that my left leg was longer than my right leg. Every time my phone rings I think it is the FBI. And every time my doorbell rings I think it is a giant purple dinosaurs that eats children.

Person: "William, why are you in the fetal position under your bed?"
Me: "Paranoia."

by William Stephens May 22, 2006

paranoid

An illogical fear or suspicion of people, companies or organizations being consciously against you, and the belief that they are constantly trying to "get" you.

"See those people talking over there? There's no other way than that they're spreading rumors about me."

"Oh stop being paranoid, they're just talking."

by Fluid March 7, 2004

Gay Parade

The queue to the Apple store.

Look at that Gay Parade outside the Apple store..

by joma83 September 6, 2012