pwn on a cob

1. The nutritious delicious foodstuff consumed almost primarily by geeks, allowing said geek to gain supreme pwnage powers - not for the n00b hearted. (Also prevents constipation).

2. Serious pwnage delivered swiftly witout mercy to several n00bs at any one time.

hey fellow quester, I just had some uber pwn on a cob.

all those n00bs just got some uber pwn on a cob by that lv38 mage.

by not something geeky April 16, 2007

Coach-pwn

(n)-To strategically pwn an opposing team in a sporting contest from a coaching position.

"Damn, Joe Torre got coach-pwn3d pitching Wang on only 3 days rest."

"Haha... Waanngg."

by Kyler H October 10, 2007

tab-pwn

A commonly used DeviantArt daMN term colloquially used to describe an effective way of addressing the username without typing it out. It is more commonly used addressing the wrong user however.

~kitty9390: It's a pain typing out your username.
=Senor-Captain-Red-Wing29387: Just type "Se" and hit tab.
** `SeeMyHeartBleedBlack288 has entered **
~kitty9390: SeeMyHeartBleedBlack288: Thanks. XD
`SeeMyHeartBleedBlack288: Wha?
~kitty9390: Blargh?! I got tab-pwned! D<

None of the actual usernames exist...at least not to my knowledge. Anything else is completely coincidental and unintentional.

by BigBrotherMike December 06, 2006

Pwn-Dome

Pwning n00bs on Call of Duty while recieving dome. This creates the ultimate gameplay experience. It can be used with any COD game, however COD Modern Warfare 2 is usually played.

Girlfriend: I'm bored. You should play Call of Duty.

You: Yeah, I could go for some Pwn-Dome.

by Rush0415 January 17, 2011

PwN nOoBs

The art of slaying a person bad at something or new

friend 1 shoots friend 2 while playing b-ball
friend 2: what the f***
friend 1: sorry I just like to PwN nOoBs by the way you suck at it if you couldn't tell

by barrybeeisbae69 March 08, 2017

Jord-pwn

To pwn in a manner that can't be duplicated. To destroy in such a mean as never been seen before. To obliterate anyone who stands in your way.

Those guys were pissin me off, so I was forced to Jord-pwn them. It wasn't a pretty site....I don't know how I did it.

by T.J. Smith May 18, 2006

self-pwn

When an attempt to insult someone (or pwn them) backfires and results in self-humiliation.

<PersonA> eat my fucking shit
<PersonB> I would but I'm too busy suckin yo daddeh's cock
<PersonA> ....
<PersonB> er, wait..
<PersonC> self-pwn
<PersonB> fuck

by Snake0 June 12, 2007