pedophile

A nice calm person who has infinite candy in his van. Pedophiles are people who will help you pick up the soap if you drop it! If you see a pedophile get in his van.

"omg! that nice pedophile just gave me a bunch of candy and let me live in his van.

by Trust me, i know the truth June 10, 2022

Pedophile

A man who loves children eg: Donald Trump Micheal Jackson

They have an urge to fu1k children Breh ;d that is bad and disgusting. Most pedophiles look like a virgin tom cruise and are 45 years old.

My neighbour Mr.dicknson is a Pedophile, he has a BONER every time he watches my son.

by Thatguywhohatescreateonists June 27, 2022

Pedophile

A person who likes to hang out with minors. Pedophiles often work in food trucks.

Pat: "When are you going to have some minors out on the boat?"
Austin: "Why don't you take a seat right over there, pedophile"

by F-Meat July 5, 2022

Pedophile

A sick fuck that needs help

Robert:look at that sexy toddler

Mara:your such a pedophile dude get help

by Mara_transgender October 2, 2022

Pedophile

Someone who drives a Ford Focus, drinks Coors, and is a carpenter

Adam: dying for a pint of coors I might drive to the pub in my Ford Focus after I finish working as a carpenter today.
Children: mom I found a pedophile

by Pedophile hunter October 21, 2022

pedophile

The biggest scum of the earth next to politicians and serial killers. They are a big waste of oxygen tbh. They are usually middle aged men (or older) who wanna bang with children. They are just disgusting and unholy

Person1: Wow that guy is creepy. He is watching kids, blushes to them and looks at them like he wanna bang them.
Person2: Ah he is a pedophile. Wanna beat him up?
Person1: Hehe ofc. Then call the police on him.
Person2: Okay let's go then.

by Plant_headed_human October 27, 2022

PedoPhile

Someone that likes to finger little kids named Adrian pussyhole which is also a retarded nonce

Adrian 'Can I finger you'

3 Year old 'what does that mean'

Adrian 'You'll find out'

PedoPhiles are yumy

by nigerian nig November 18, 2022