Instant Ownage

To instantly own something you have found on the internet by clicking on it and having it come to life.

After finding your dream car on Google Images, clicking on it and it instantly appears in your driveway. Therefore having instant ownage.

by Donofrio_girl November 16, 2010

ownage point

see orgasm

my girlfriend screamed very loudly upon reaching the ownage point.

by The Great Matt December 23, 2003

ownage

Someone who "thinks there Elite or 1337" but get there vids deleted because they think there better than everyone and can overrule who they want. Obviously they dont listen to their friends who advise them not to and they still do it. Its unbelievable that these people continue to think there better than everyone and everything such as Youtube.

Dex: Im going to put up a vid of my friend's reaction of him watching a horse dick!

Christian: I dont think you should do that...

*Youtube deletes video*

Christian: OWNAGE!

by Chris Chaplin November 4, 2008

Ownage

Ownage is when you are playing Halo 2 or Halo 3 and you are completely dominating your opponent(Examples of this would be consisent tea-bagging on your foes) However, Ownage should be used very sparcely, because ownage is a privalage, not a game that you have won only by 5 kills. I own all the time in Halo 3, and afterwards me and my friends say this......

MoeJoe The King="Oh we just owned those guys 25 to 2!!"
Pepsi Classic says, "Oh yes the ownage was supreme!!"
Together we chant, "ownage, ownage, ownage, ownage,"

This is all said while our opponents listen in agony because of their shameful skills.

by MoeJoe The King December 31, 2007

ownache

Rather liek teh wrod "OWNAGE" but spelt wrong...but bett0r.

Joe is teh ownache at CS tbfqh!!!1 :o

by seX.Steele August 28, 2004

Ownanism

The act of making yourself look a right wanker - a portmanteau of own, and Onanism.

"Nice self-own! Made himself look a right wanker."
"Don't you mean... Ownanism?"
"Oh you're so clever, come here and rub me."
"Yes, fam."

by FMJPotato March 3, 2022

ownality

n. the ultimate ownage of some1 or something and is announced usually by Glenn Alexander if nearby and hears and accepts the ownage as a ownality - is also a personal compliment by Glenn if ur ownage is announced as a ownality

kid 1: haha u like men
kid 2: yea, well at least i dont play with my dick while watching lemon party

Glenn outta nowhere: kid 2 wins: OWNALITY

by Glenn Alexander December 13, 2008