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Future-ism

A way of life for recently broken men. This way consist of not trusting women, becoming toxic towards women, as well as losing emotional attachment to women. These teachings are named after Future (or Lord Future), a rapper that was the first to be broken by the female gender.
“Yo did you cheat on your girl? Why?”
“Cause I didn’t wanna get too comfortable bro. Gotta stick to my future-ism”
by neverforget_410 March 31, 2021
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future bert

A growing or predicted bert; a menace to one's sanity that can be seen on the proverbial horizon. See also ass hat
Did you hear him whining already? That one's a future bert for sure.
by da_plunger October 24, 2007
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Faith In The Future

Former One Direction member Louis Tomlinson's 2nd studio album that came out on November of 2022. It is vastly different from his debut (Walls) in the best way possible. It has mixes of punk, indie pop, pop and rock genres. Listen to it because it's just that good
Person: whats fitf?
Louie: Louis Tomlinson's album Faith in the Future STREAM IT NOW!!!
by totally not harry styles February 2, 2023
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Future-Style

The act of essentially doing anything, as it will most likely be done in the future, hence future-style. While some say it's hard to predict the future, Future-Style could be unique to anyone with different opinions.
That girlfriend of yours gave me a sidey the other day, future-style.
by Shane and JB July 29, 2009
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phil of the future

A great TV show on Disney starring a very hot, yet short, guy who's name is Phil in the show.
Phil of the future is a good show because Phil is so hot.
by sharter12345 March 30, 2006
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Future Babe

A girl that is super hot, but, because she's under 18, society obliges you to not acknowledge her sexiness. She's a babe... but not quite yet.

tl;dr Synonym for jailbait.
Bro, Kelsey is a total future babe. Too bad she's only 16.
by Xavier Charles Freeman May 31, 2016
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future shop

A waste of time and money, A Pakistani hangout, See pakis
I have too much money! What do I do with it? Go to Future Shop!
by Dustin Wilcox January 15, 2004
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