He is some kinda odd creature who wears leather pants with a silk shirt...is sexually confused likes to burp very loudly to attract mexicoons and raccoons Opens funhole every widely for random travelers who need to unleash a deadly STD
Rusty Nails got a lodda STD's HEHAHEHA MWA. HAHA Yo funhole got ripped open mwhhaha
The build up of dirt and grease under the nails resulting from the inability to clean oneself properly during a weekend coke binge. Usually noticed at 8am Monday morning after two hours sleep and no time to have a shower before work.
An experienced professional will have a 99p nail brush purchased from Tesco on his person at all times.
"Jesus Christ, who has bled over the note? Fuck that, look at your fuckingcoke nails!!"
"Oh sweet Nathan has taken posted another selfie - dude, check out his coke nails"
"Can't believe he tried to finger me with his coke nails"