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Rusty Nails

He is some kinda odd creature who wears leather pants with a silk shirt...is sexually confused likes to burp very loudly to attract mexicoons and raccoons Opens funhole every widely for random travelers who need to unleash a deadly STD
Rusty Nails got a lodda STD's HEHAHEHA MWA. HAHA Yo funhole got ripped open mwhhaha
Rusty Nails by Whoopy Fee March 16, 2004

i did his nails 

to suck ones dick

or

i got my nails done - i got my dick sucked
zack: i got my nails done the other day
tony: was she any good
zack: sure i came all over her face

jenny: i did his nails
vanessa: did you make him cum
jenny: yes and i swallowed it
i did his nails by devina January 9, 2008

toast and toe nails 

It is toast spread with orange marmalade.
Bruce enjoyed his morning toast and toe nails.

Coke Nails 

The build up of dirt and grease under the nails resulting from the inability to clean oneself properly during a weekend coke binge. Usually noticed at 8am Monday morning after two hours sleep and no time to have a shower before work.

An experienced professional will have a 99p nail brush purchased from Tesco on his person at all times.
"Jesus Christ, who has bled over the note? Fuck that, look at your fucking coke nails!!"

"Oh sweet Nathan has taken posted another selfie - dude, check out his coke nails"

"Can't believe he tried to finger me with his coke nails"
Coke Nails by Lightbulbhead April 21, 2014

Red Nails 

Girls who have red nails are sluts
You see that slut over there with the red nails? yeah shes a hoe
Red Nails by larrryyyyyrrrryyy August 8, 2019

coke nails 

when you grow out your pinky nails to use them to pick up coke and snort it.
Look at that guys dirty coke nails.
coke nails by pamanda August 25, 2013