muffler

1. A mechanism put on cars to lower the intensity of the sound otherwise produced.
2. One who engages in licking a woman's vagina.
3. Quite possibly THE most fun word to say in the entire english language.

1. I took off the muffler on my car and now it doesn't sound like some pussy owns it anymore!
2. (some things are better left unsaid).
3. Say it like you mean it. Muff. lir. Muffler. MUFFLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by dragonlordsals July 19, 2004

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Trump Muffler

Farting into a cushion or similar to stop nearby people from smelling or hearing it.

I'm going to use that pillow as a Trump Muffler.

by Lady Gibber July 16, 2006

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Muffler bearings

A fictional term that bullies use when they ask questions or give maintance advice to ricers.

There is no such thing as muffler bearings however most guys who know nothing about cars can easily be convinced that it is part of their maintance.

Ricer: Is there anything I need to know before I install my new exhaust system?

Bully: Make sure to grease those muffler bearings before the install (bully laughs under his breath)

by truckguy6 December 15, 2008

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muffed

when someone sitting on a piece of furniture (couch) farts and stays sitting down (not getting up at all) causing the fart to be held within the furniture

Broski why does this chair smell like ass???

oh Elaine muffed...

by jamankita October 19, 2010

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Muffler

Something that shouldn't be loud.

Ricer: Oh yeah I just got a loud muffler for my car so people will think my car is cool because it has a loud exhaust but I'm too poor to afford a real powerful car!

Me: ......You're an idiot.

by Kevin Esser February 25, 2008

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