Maritio

The sweetest guy you'll ever meet. He's amazing & charismatic & charming & all the things you look for in a guy. He might not seem that friendly at first but once you get to know him he'll make you feel not only butterflies, but the whole zoo when you are together. If you meet a Maritio & you fall for him, don't waste time not telling him how you feel. Because you definitely DO NOT want to miss out. Trust me.

"I met this guy, sexy, smart, driven.... Wow"

"He must be a maritio!"

"You bet your floppy noodle he is!"

by AFriend,always June 2, 2013

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maritroll

A Maritroll is someone who repeatedly trolls you with flawless disses, pranks, jokes and other humiliating things. Like Impossible Mario (therefore MARItroll)

Damn due that guy set off a firework in your house, had sex with your girlfriend, completely owned you with that insult and then spray painted a dick on your car.

Ya he's such a maritroll

by Da Fuck is this word April 14, 2014

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'Meritard

a person so hell bent on patriotism and 'merica emotionally that all reason and/or logical thought can not be understood, processed or ever accepted. Usually starts drooling whenever Lee Greenwood starts playing.

Bubba was explained the meaning of freedom but being a 'Meritard prevented him from understanding

by Higbittytoes July 28, 2015

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Moritz Stonersyndrom

Describes a person who loves weed. This person dreams of Cannabis, grows it, would marry it if its a person, draws it,...

This person does everything what has to do with this little plant.

Hey you little sexy plant

Are you talking to you Weed again ?

I'm sorry but i got the Moritz Stonersyndrom

by Bubble66 January 2, 2017

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