mosexual

A person, generally a man, who has openly and officially declared a desire for more sex. Often accompanied by a variety of loudly announced self-improvements, and viewed by partners (if any), as an increased cheat risk, though this isn't necessarily the case. Just damn motivated, that's all

Dude: Dave hurt his back.
Other dude: Huh? What'd dumbass do?
Dude: Lifting weights.. He's a mosexual
Other dude: Oh shit..
Dude: No no.. not gay. Just wants more sex. He's motivated

by mosexual September 22, 2009

moses that hoe

when you skeet on the butt of the prefered sex,
spread their cheeks
and insert.

I like to moses that hoe.

by AD GP VG KR KB January 7, 2008

Moses

Describing something as exceptionally good, exciting, or entertaining. Also is commonly used to describe good taste.

Dude the new NBA box from Taco Bell is moses.

Did you see Vince Carter last night? He scored 48 points. It was moses.

by jnichols36 February 9, 2010

Mosey

The most holy prophet Captain Mosey was original prophet of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. FSM appeared to Mosey during a stupor (induced by mead and al dente pasta). Captain Mosey is the originator of the 8 Condiments, also known as the 8 'rather you didn'ts' which were given to him by the FSM on the top of Mount Salsa. Mosey was crucified in year 1 of the pastafarian calendar, after abducting Julius Cesar, holding him for a terribly low ransom, raising that ransom, and then being taken captive himself.

Mosey was a trusted advisor to the FSM, and one drunken bastard too.

by RevSmithFSM September 20, 2014

big baby moses

term used for a large jewish man-boy with unparallel rapping skills. gains skills while drunk, but can also prove to be unstable at times. has incredible street knowledge and is also into kinky sex acts. has a somewhat dark past that he hides with his large goatee.

Yeah I know Big Baby Moses tossed a few, but that's the past...

by lord god December 1, 2004

The Moses

A sexual act where the female expects the male to wear a condom...but at the last second the male removes the condom, penetrates and yells, 'Let my people go!'

I totally pulled The Moses on my girlfriend last night, and now she needs an abortion.

by ComedyGoo August 6, 2010

moses lake

aka: moses hole, hell.
1.red neck town in the middle of a desert in washington
2.the desert oasis!
3.hell.hot as fuck. smells like dead fish

beaner:man we were in wal-mart last night til 2 am!
beaner 2: wtf were u in moses lake
beaner: yeah man. fuckin great.

person1: man never goin back to hell
person2: try living there.

by zofo July 1, 2008