warrensburg missouri meat surprise

when a guy lies about the size of his dick over and over until it's time to "show me" and the surprise is that he lied

oh don't let that guy fool you he only has a warrensburg missouri Meat surprise

by aubrun bovine of moist hollows August 21, 2014

Immaculate Misconception

The proper term used when talking to a devout Christian about the unlikelyhood of a virgin giving birth.

Dr. Rev B Hardhead " I do believe that Jesus Christ was born of the Virgin Mary"

Joe "Its nothing more than an immaculate misconception"

by BriggsVan February 19, 2009

miscombobulated

skrew up or disfigured.just plwin wierd

micha is miscombobulated

by kyle September 24, 2003

missouri rocket

To blow your load and shoot it across the room and make it hit your partner, preferably in their eye.

Dude, I totally just launched a Missouri Rocket into her eye!

by chumpchange June 17, 2005

Misconscrewed

when a party or parties misconstrues the meaning of your statement causing detriment either unwittingly or maliciously

That jerk in the meeting misconscrewed me again. Vengeance will be mine!

by rzaragoza December 19, 2008

text miscommunication error

An event while texting where the recipient of your text gains the wrong meaning from your message.

You text "I'm really happy to be at work" to a friend. What you really mean is "I really don't want to be at work." Your friend thinks you are really happy to be at work and life is just grand for you. This is a text miscommunication error.

by Patrick Keith Williams February 23, 2009

misconsumption

A word that Justin has added to the dictionary in order to (1) prove Alex wrong and (2)continue using it without further looking stupid.

Alex: Misconsumption is not a word.
Justin: Yes it is. It is the action of consuming something in an improper manner, such as: 'The misconsumption of my apple juice made me choke.'
Alex: So then how come it is not in the dictionary?
Justin: Well now it is.

by Justin123456 April 7, 2008