Skip to main content

methanie

Your cracked out aunt named Stephanie. She means well but don’t let her cook. Bad food poisoning every time…Don’t let her clean. Don’t let her watch your children……most importantly don’t invite her to the family bbq…
Aunt Methanie needed to borrow 20 dollars so I told her she could wash my car. She showed up 6 hrs later and it took her an additional 6 hrs to clean the car. Thankfully I didn’t have to work. Thank you Methanie
by SIGMASCIENCE July 9, 2023
mugGet the methanie mug.

Vagino-Mechanic

My girlfriend had some poon vomit in her drawers, so she's gotta see a vagino-mechanic for a check up.
by Rev. Stephen December 7, 2010
mugGet the Vagino-Mechanic mug.

Organic Mechanic

Doctor, Physician, Medical Practitioner
"my bitch got a set of fakes installed by the good ole organic mechanic"

"I had to see the organic mechanic for my yearly physical"

P-"In the future, we wont have doctors, we'll have organic mechanics".
M-"Dude, how fuckin' stoned are you"?
by P. Francis and M. Sambo October 14, 2012
mugGet the Organic Mechanic mug.

wig mechanic

A mental health therapist who you see to get your wig fixed, i.e. the troubles in your head straightened out. A psychologist, psychiatrist, shrink, etc.
"You better see a wig mechanic when you get out of here. You got real problems." - Lester Dixon, novel Lay Down My Sword and Shield (1971) by James Lee Burke
by glaring August 19, 2013
mugGet the wig mechanic mug.

lady mechanic

A craftsman or technician who uses tools to build or repair lady machinery; see also, OB/GYN.
I went for my yearly tune-up with the lady mechanic.
by nikkipal December 27, 2013
mugGet the lady mechanic mug.

skateboard mechanic

A person with little skill or lacking in complexity and sophistication.
Man, that guy is so simple he majored in skateboard mechanics.

Perhaps the person who designed this airplane without wings was more of a skateboard mechanic.
by Chin-nutz February 27, 2017
mugGet the skateboard mechanic mug.

Flesh mechanic

Another term for medical practitioners, allied health personnel and anyone really who deals with treating the human body
Steve: what are you going to study when you get to college?
Matt: i really like flesh mechanics.
by SubsonicV2 June 9, 2018
mugGet the Flesh mechanic mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email