merked 

1. Total and undeniable beatdown of a person by means of trashtalk.

Synonyms: owned, faced, pwned, ruled

oh shit son, you got merked.
that bitch merked the shit out of you.

merked by Tony Te Fan Club October 5, 2005

merky 

Merky!
behzinga

see in christmas time i get hashtag merky

MERKY!

merky by nmhbradley March 26, 2020

merkinpeelism 

The idea or theory related to beating, defeating, or killing an opponent in any given sport or game. Meaning that you have first "merked" them aka killed them, and then you have "peeled" them aka took them out of the game.

Chad: "How did you win that poker tournament?"
MikeRizz: "I used standard merkinpeelism"

merkinpeelism by Michael Rizzuto May 2, 2008

merkinhawk 

A pubic wig fashioned in the shape of a mohawk.

That filthy hooker tried to cover her genital warts with a merkinhawk. Good thing I caught that bitch!

merkinhawk by joepike February 26, 2013

Merksville 

The place you send the legion upon legion of online gamers you have shot, stabbed, blown up ect....not a nice place to visit!

Eddie man, your punching tickets to Merksville left right n center...takin names n dealing pain!!

Merksville by Hunter-UK November 1, 2008

Merkl 

Something dirty that every man wants to do to a woman, usually involving a large schlong nude awkward sexual positions while wearing nothing more than two nickels and sone dental floss.

We totally merkled in the dentist's office yesterday.

Merkl by Emily Ianucci October 21, 2012

Ursula Merkle 

A crazed Conrad Birdie fan in the musical, Bye Bye Birdie BEST FRIENDS with Kim MacAfee, the lucky girl that gets chosen to kiss Conrad Birdie right before he leaves for the army.

Conrad Birdie fan: Justin Bieber fan----URSULA MERKLE IS THE DEFINITION OF CRAZED FAN

Ursula Merkle by Mrs. Peterson December 3, 2013