merk

a gay skinny mexican

John: I take tons of cock in my ass and i love ariana grande
Bob: You are such a merk....

by faygolmao May 15, 2022

Merk

A funny, annoying, or rude person.
A rebel. Typically rude and hard to be around. Is specially minded.

The rude merk glared at me when I ate the cheeseburger.

by -merkisha April 25, 2021

Merking

The act of noncing through a digital platform, such as ps4 party chat.

A 'merk' will typically wear rings, date minors and laugh at his own jokes.

Hayden: Hey Merking, I saw your DMs with my sister
Merking: *cries* Please don't bash me Hayden!

by Merking Minge June 12, 2022

Donburk convertible merk

A jail slang phrase used to ask Where a person Turkish decent could be located .

Zac was kicking it with the boys and one of the boys Moe asked" Donburk convertible merk"
Zac replied " donburk is on the brasco(toilet)

by ZacW December 13, 2024

Merk

v. To kill someone. Usually from behind and before they even know what's happening.

I was playing that new MOBA and was handling the middle lane like a boss when suddenly a player from the other team appeared outta nowhere and merked me!

by CaptainMerk May 31, 2022

merk

to burnout of area, to leave very rapidly in a wild ruckus

James-"what's up coon cant get give ya a ride to school sorry man"
Justin-"oh shit hes got a gun, Merk out!!!

by duddleboy December 10, 2010

get merked

When a collegiate football team loses to Jake Merklinger and the Tennessee Volunteers

Pete Nakos is reporting that Kirby Smart and the Georgia Bulldogs are worried they might get merked this September.

by Josh Heupel April 11, 2025