Meital

a mom, or motherly figure

brother: what's meital making for dinner tonight.
sister: pork. obviously.

by CaptainH November 21, 2010

mindfulness meditation

When the kind of middle aged soccer moms one would find shopping at whole foods sits in front of a guided track on YouTube or iTunes in a futile effort to connect their souls with the earth or something. They will often go berserk and hysterical if their husbands refuse to buy into the conspiracy.

Little kid: Can we go to the park?

Dad: No, your mom still has 7 hours of mindfulness meditation left.

by the large seed March 3, 2016

Meditation

The art of clearing your mind of all coherent thought or action; except to focus on one thing; like the beauty of some random tree or something. It is to come in contact with your inner self.

So, Hirosuke, if that how you got those 1337 New-Type Skittles?

by Leiko October 6, 2004

Memito

a cocky male athlete that has an a unusually small penis, but is still very willing to have sex with anybody

dude1: hey how was that tournament yesterday
Dude2: man im hella upset cause i was talking to some girl and joe pulled a memito on me
Dude1:so what happened?
Dude2:she hooked up with him even though he's a memito

by HAZ_DP_PIMP March 7, 2010

Melito

Homosextual male that is a "man whore". They are the prostitutes of the gay community.

Person 1: Did you see that Melito on the corner.
Person 2: Yeah must be desperate to do that.

by Blk Panther June 3, 2009

Mediterraneans

Europeans who act like Blacks, look like Turks, clannish like Jews and when they protest to free Palestine in the Arabic attire I can't tell the difference between the Muslim immigrants and the local-born Christians at the rallies...

Southern Europe = Proof that Arabs have always had the ability to swim north.

by Dan December 5, 2003

Memetastic

The act of being memeingful with the memes you make. Being memetastic is a trait that is really hard to achieve. Don't say you're memetastic if you make undank memes! Make memes great again.

Alexios: Anjali is so memetastic!

Jill: IKR! I'm not memetastic because I make shitty joker memes.

Alexios: you're just a meme stealing WHORe!

by Memestealingwhore October 9, 2016